Okay, it's pretty simple. All you have to do is say "I saved the person above me by BLAH BLAH" and than you also say "I accidently fell off a cliff!" I'll start.
I save Bob by placing a trampoline under where he was about to fall.
Oh no, while I do that, a rocket is about to hit me, when!
Don't worry, I told Superman to head back for you. Then we were witnessing a battle between him and Lex Luthor! Pow, boom, blah, blah, blah! But, all of the sudden, when Superman tackled Lex Luthor, he accidentally began shooting things! Then, the gun was facing me (Slow motion!) Oh no! Can I out run this bullet? Help...
I stop the bullet with my telekenesis only inches from penetrating your face. But by doing so my brain explodes and seconds after my body spontaneously combusts... Help!
Then I will use an anti-gravity raygun to repulse the asteroid, but then, someone shrank me until I am 1/2 a centimeter tall and I'm now being attacked by rats.
Right... And I send you to school to save you from being retarded but by doing so I get attacked by the rapidly decreasing intelligence in America trolls... HELP!!!
I tell him to eat his own arm, so he does. now he only has one arm, and you can eaisly beat him up. But now he has aquired a taste for arm, and wants mine...
I hire a band of zombies to run by, distracting him with their flailing arms, and they all run off a cliff... except for that one zombie, that is chasing after me.