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Gantic
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Gantic
11,891 posts
King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Gantic
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Gantic
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SirLegendary blasts the cheese.
Cheese of Shazam: 278/500 HP
I slap the Cheese of Shazam. Kazaam = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = Kazaam
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,587 posts
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kazaam just was not quite a shazam.
Cheese of Shazam: 278/500 HP
I will show you what SHAZAM = 1 really is

edit: That is so sad..

DICE RESULTS
1 = SHAZAM
StormWalker
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StormWalker
8,231 posts
Jester

SirLegendary cries, and a single tear falls on the cheese.
Cheese of Shazam: 277/500 HP
I slap the cheese. PesticideCheese = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = PesticideCheese
helpo1
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helpo1
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For the next time, I'd suggest using fungicides instead of acaris. But they still managed to do some harm.
Cheese of Shazam: 268/500 HP
I Sing = 16 to the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
16 = Sing
red303
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red303
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Shepherd

Helpo1 busts the cheese's ear drums with his cacophonous rendition of "All I want for Christmas is you"
Cheese of Shazam: 252/500
I hit the cheese with a pillow. Kabam = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = Kabam
Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
5,291 posts
Jester

red303 hits the cheese with a spikeh pillow. Poof = 15
Cheese of Shazam: 240/500

I drill the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
15 = Poof
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Loop_Stratos manages to drill a large hole into the cheese.
Cheese of Shazam 225/500
I throw the cheese into a mouse nest. Squeak = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Squeak
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,587 posts
Duke

Darkfire squeak's so loud it destroy a planet billions of galaxies away. and the cheese.

Cheese of Shazam 205/500HP

my TURN..... dont let me down Hercules... SHAZAAAM = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = SHAZAAAM
Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
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Jester

SirLegendary SHAZAMd the cheese.
Cheese of Shazam 186/500

I punch the Cheese. P0wnch = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = P0wnch
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,587 posts
Duke

The punch was like any normal hit.
Cheese of Shazam: 174/500 HP

ShazamLightningBolt = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = ShazamLightningBolt
destoyer153
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destoyer153
158 posts
Herald

SirLegendary calls down another lightning bolt, dealing moderate damage.
Cheese of Shazam: 158/500 HP
I Whisper = 13 to the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
13 = Whisper
Terry_Logic
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Terry_Logic
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Jester

destroyer153 kicked the cheese like a soccer ball.
Cheese of Shazam: 145/500 HP
I hanker for a hunk o' KABLAYUM = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = KABLAYUM
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,587 posts
Duke

that did not hurt at all.
Cheese of Shazam 144/500 HP
SHAZAM = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = SHAZAM
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

SirLegendary effectively SHAZAMs the cheese.
Cheese of Shazam 128/500
I stomp on the cheese. SPLAT = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = SPLAT
Gantic
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Gantic
11,891 posts
King

Darkfire45 puts a dent in the cheese with his foot.
Cheese of Shazam: 108/500
I slap Cheese of Shazam. WakkaWakka = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = WakkaWakka
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