You're banned for being an especially ignorant unicorn for forgetting that shields are immortal, inanimate objects that can operate with no being. And they pwn unicorns, no question.
No.... just no.. And how will that make sense? The shield is inanimate thus meaning it can't move. While the unicorn can move around and just break the shield into pieces.
shields are immortal, inanimate objects
It can't be immortal if the unicorn just disintegrates it. After that the shield wouldn't exists.
You're banned for deciphering my nonsense. And in return, I double-ban you for reaching the yellow duke. What else is yellow?(Immaturity strikes again =P)
Oh, and in regards to the shield, they operate according to the best course of action as they have been programmed. Like a PC, kinda. Did you know that every time a shield breaks, a stronger shield takes its place? In this way they are immortal.
By the way... is the unicorn limited edition only? You're the only user I've seen with it.