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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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Bjiscuit
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also, fire alarms inside will go off when you push door open like that. so you would need to find a way to disable that

thisisnotanalt
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what would you do if you ran into survivors, you left that factor out completely.


No, I didn't. Also, you're not one to be critiquing *my* plan.

Survivors aren't even really a threat. I'd do what most people would do - give 'em some food and water, send 'em on their way. If they get too grabby or violent, I have a gun and a daquain spear.
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also, fire alarms inside will go off when you push door open like that. so you would need to find a way to disable that


Fire alarms are on regular power - since there would be no power after Z-day, the fire alarms would be off and I wouldn't have a problem.
Bjiscuit
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Also, you're not one to be critiquing *my* plan.


i have every right too thank you very much.

(other survivors probably wouldn't be able to get in, because it is a little-known fact that automatic doors can be manually opened.)


thats the only mention of survivors

what would you do if you ran into survivors, you left that factor out completely.

No, I didn't.


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thisisnotanalt
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i have every right too thank you very much.


Yeah I know but you don't know what's expected in the plans.

thats the only mention of survivors


IT DOESN'T MATTER. Thoad said that there most likely will only be a few people left per country - and I live in a small town. Do the math. I'll probably, no definitely, be the only person left anywhere near my base. Survivors aren't a threat, and they're virtually nonexistent. We're supposed to write the plan for a worst-case scenario. What-ifs like survivors aren't supposed to be heavily considered.
Bjiscuit
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right well, the golliath virus is just as strong as a regular human correct?

in my orriginal plan i stated the fact that my whole yard is fenced off.

also you stated that the goliath zombie cant climb.

soo.. they wont be able to break my fence and they arent going to be able to climb over it...

so theres nothing wrong with staying at my house, we have plenty of cows to butcher around here. and i have a nice sized garden out back and plenty of seeds.

im going to go take some pictures of my supplies and post them.

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soo.. they wont be able to break my fence and they arent going to be able to climb over it...


If it's a group effort, they can break down stuff. Also, what kind of fence? You're not allowed to include the barbed wire fence until you get proof, so a wood fence? A person can break down a wood fence.

so theres nothing wrong with staying at my house, we have plenty of cows to butcher around here. and i have a nice sized garden out back and plenty of seeds.


What about water? You can't live off a homemade rain catchment. You need an auxiliary supply. Unless you live in Seattle.

Also, seeds for what? AND cows and such are unreliable. They won't last you very long.

Your plan isn't specific enough. It has to be detailed.
Bjiscuit
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Alright. new friken plan lol

First off, eliminate immediate threats, I.E. family members and neighbours. Get weapons out and selec the few that are reliable and have good amounts of ammo.

My weapons i would most likely use are. The glock and 9mm (dad orderd one today) and the SKS. they are reliable and accurate and have good amounts of ammo for each. Melee would be the crow bar we have, its fairly light weight but very reliable and sturdy and i would be able to get the most use out of it.

I have lots of hiking expierence and thus have a light weight back back and sleeping bad to go with it. We have a small generator and a home made "georgia credit card".

There is alot of meat in our freezers so i would probably get the dehydrator out and make most of it into jerky before it goes bad.

i would stay at the house long enough to get prepared and once thats done lock it up and steal one of the neighbours bikes.

The area i live in is not very populated, id say the population is in the hundreds so i'd have to assume little to no survivors.

There are alot of crops out here and many farms. a couple gas stations and one grocery store.

(the georgia credit card" is a gas siphon by the way)
After i move on from my house i would stop by a few house that i know have some gardens in them and plant annual crops like corn, cabbage, cucumbers. Tomatoes. other crops that are easy to maintain and grow fairly quick.

As far as housing and living. I would move form house to house to keep from being found or followed.

Bjiscuit
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uhg.. details, i keep forgetting --.-.

Our house has a well, but for emmergancies it has a manual pump for it. also, since we have so much meat the amount of jerky i could make would be high,, id say around a couple pounds

thisisnotanalt
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That's a batter plan, but I'm not the one who approves plans :P

Bjiscuit
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batter is what you eat xD

thisisnotanalt
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It's a plan that's better, since batter is better than your previous plan. By saying that you had a batter plan, I was saying that your current plan was like batter, while your last plan wasn't batter. And since batter is better than non-batter, your current plan is better.

Bjiscuit
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that was confusing lol

xD

hmm.. should i take all the 9mm ammo. (we have 1k shots =S )

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Bjicsut.

Why does it seem like every time you make a new plan you suddenly have more and more things steadily avalibal to you?

And At this point you can basically stop trying. Becuse honestly I am rather sick of your rudeness.

I am mean yes, but i have to be while telling people there plans fail. There is no nice way to say that.

While It may be nice that you have a large amouint of guns, they will only get you so far. I have been farily laxed about those, but I am against them. While them may seem like a good idea, unless they are silenced they will attracted more zombies. IF you can hear a normal gun shot from about (just for demonstration purposes) a mile away. A zombie wouold hear that from three miles away. And would come toward it.

Bjiscuit
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skater. the zombies walk, do you know how long it takes for someone to walk a mile? double that and thats how long it would take a zombie.

and i swear to god. i dont have more and more stuff each time..

that last plan will work just fine.

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