ForumsThe TavernThe Zombie Survival Club! (basic rules on page 144)

5049 747656
thoadthetoad
offline
thoadthetoad
5,642 posts
Peasant

This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

  • 5,049 Replies
skater_kid_who_pwns
offline
skater_kid_who_pwns
4,375 posts
Blacksmith

Well, i GOT THE IDEA TO THAT FROM AN OLD MEMBER.....OUR best MEMBER. sTRONGBOW. sHE LEFT RANDOMLY A FEW MONTHS AGO AND WE HAVENT SEEN HER SINCE, BUT SHE WROTE THE BEST ONES. yOU HAVE TO LOOK THROUGH AND FIND HER.

Ok, sorry fot he caps. I hit caps lock and I look at the keys when I type so i didnt notice. Any way, the blast would only be maybe.....15 feet infront of me?

Roadripper
offline
Roadripper
1,514 posts
Farmer

Well then. Is this off topic or.. I don't know..

skater_kid_who_pwns
offline
skater_kid_who_pwns
4,375 posts
Blacksmith

No, roadripper...............it is no were NEAR off topic. If you are to lazy to undertsnad what the clubs about, please dont post here.

slliM
offline
slliM
1,463 posts
Nomad

Someone, Make an epic scenario.

I think I just found out a new improv weapon that is epic and cool in every way.

The flare shot:
Basically, A lit flare loaded into a sling shot. If you shot it right, It could ignite the zombie and destroy it.

Sling shots are really cheap and can be made with lots of stuff.

Flares are pretty easy to access.

skater_kid_who_pwns
offline
skater_kid_who_pwns
4,375 posts
Blacksmith

Ok, my senario here will included, the goliath, zandora or whatever, and the animila virus.


You were traveling, with 3 others, you had ATVs you had stolen a while back, and were heading through a seemingly endless feild. You had all your supplies tied down behind you. You suddenly come a cross a barn, were you decide to stop and sleep. When you enter, there are cows and horses, pigs and sheep, and goats and donkeys all over the barn. You find a corner when suddenly you notice that the animals aren't acting right, when suddenly an old farm comeas around the corner repeating..."bessy, come on now you quite that" Then you hear moans.....far off but fast approaching.
You have .22 rifels, with around 50 shoots each, a flare gun, and some gasoline in the corner, as well as the AVT's. There are about 10 animals in all, one farmer guy, and probabaly 100 zombies comeing, so get out fast!


What do you do?

TROJANS
offline
TROJANS
372 posts
Nomad

i would put in front of the barn like let say 20 meters from the barn and shoot it when zombies are coming.then i would give the farmer a rifle and if we cant hold them back i would sarifice the animals for a diverse anad leave with the farmer.

skater_kid_who_pwns
offline
skater_kid_who_pwns
4,375 posts
Blacksmith

i would put in front of the barn like let say 20 meters from the barn and shoot it when zombies are coming.then i would give the farmer a rifle and if we cant hold them back i would sarifice the animals for a diverse anad leave with the farmer.


Ok, seeing as the zombies are to far off to see, the farmer has a divrent infection and you CAN NOT tell he is a zombie, and the animals are zombies.....

EPIC EPIC FAIL!
ArmorHero
offline
ArmorHero
332 posts
Nomad

I would climb to the loft of the barn and camp there with my guns (grabbing a scythe on the way). Telling the farmer to camp the entry of the barn, I would give him cover (at the same time saving myself if he is infected). As the zombies would come (I would wait for them to come within 10 yards of the barn entrance) I would fire at them. And when they would start climbing the ladder, slash them down!

Total Zombie Pwnage!

Scenario:

You have been walking for days on a highway. Finally coming across a VERY large city! But without thinking, you continue (driven mad by hunger/thirst). You walk into a lot with large buildings surrounding it. But by the time you get to the center, you are practically surrounded by Zombies! You have a bat, kitchen knife (steak), and a shotgun (10 shells).
What will you do?

skater_kid_who_pwns
offline
skater_kid_who_pwns
4,375 posts
Blacksmith

I would climb to the loft of the barn and camp there with my guns (grabbing a scythe on the way). Telling the farmer to camp the entry of the barn, I would give him cover (at the same time saving myself if he is infected). As the zombies would come (I would wait for them to come within 10 yards of the barn entrance) I would fire at them. And when they would start climbing the ladder, slash them down!



NO NO NO! The animals are zombies, and the farmer, he is infcted by sliims' virus. Please, find it and read about it so you know what it is. It is a page or so back.


Well, One I would never be walking, 2, i would never go to a high way, and three No MATTER WHAT! I would never go to a city....or have a shot gun. So that senario wont work for me. lol
TROJANS
offline
TROJANS
372 posts
Nomad

ok i got a scenar
you take shelter in a barn.you have your hummve w/maching gun turret.then you have 4 m16 with 10 clips for each gun.then you see a whole mess of bloodly thirsty zombies to kill you wat do you do hehe?

thoadthetoad
offline
thoadthetoad
5,642 posts
Peasant

RAHG, trojans, you PO'ING ME, I come in for a little check up and I see some more zombie-survival wannabe TRASH.
1. YOU CAN'T MAKE A SCENARIO (yeah, it's spelled SCENARIO) UNTIL YOU ARE A MEMBER, AND RIGHT NOW, YOU DON'T SEEM LIKE MEMBER MATERIAL.
2. Go by the virus, and ONLY the virus, if you have certain questions about a certain virus, contact the virus CREATOR.
3. Where's your original plan?

skater_kid_who_pwns
offline
skater_kid_who_pwns
4,375 posts
Blacksmith

Sorry thoad, he posted that when I went to sleep.....like normal people do at night time. lol. ANy way, what thoad said is true. Post a plan about were you would go and such, what woudl you take and all. You CAN NOT make scenarios, or rate other peoples plans. Untill you become a memeber. You can awnser to them though.
Thanks.

ArmorHero
offline
ArmorHero
332 posts
Nomad

Skater:
I KNOW the animals are infected yet you never specified that the farmer was also... besides my scenario clearly stated 'driven mad by hunger/thirst'. So it doesn't matter what your inhibitions are; you are going to enter the city because it's a SCENARIO! :P.

TROJANS:
You... what!?.... ARGH! You are an imbecile! Follow the VERY SIMPLE instructions! And please try to enter through the sign-up

skater_kid_who_pwns
offline
skater_kid_who_pwns
4,375 posts
Blacksmith

Well, I did say he was. Sillm's virus said that they will walk around repeating the last thing they said. for him it was the line about bessy.

ArmorHero
offline
ArmorHero
332 posts
Nomad

Ah... well then I kill him and do the same! :P Look at your profile I commented you...

Showing 1321-1335 of 5049