"I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it."
Yay! I get Pixie! Awesome poster. (Your the same rank as me, although you have 3x as much posts.) You're always kind to people, and you always know the right joke to tell. lol 10/10
Nah you didn't get ninja'd your really very cool and you have a good sense of humour 9.314/10
"I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again."