Pints for the return and for being DDX and famey but minus points for facebook and seeing me lol 10/10 (turns out the minus meant nothing and was just a figment of my imagination.)
"All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store... With a pricing gun... She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store.""