The guy above me. He is a cool guy. He killed a charging bull that was about to gore a small child. He was all like, "stop foo'" and grabbed it by the horn with one hand and flung it over his head and threw it into a brick wall while performing CPR at the same time.
Later, he wrote a song about the experience on his guitar when he was alone one night and called it "symphony of the storm in C minor." He played the part of every instrument -- including violins, bass, flute, and trumpets -- using only his guitar. It was so beutiful, he was knighted by the Queen and given the Nobel Peace Prize. Being as noble a man as he was, he turned it down and donated the rest of his life saving orphans from shark people.
I'm just going to give you a 9/10 for that post. I think that's the longest post in the history of the Forum Games. Those kinda posts are usual in other forums but not in the Forum Games. Thumbs up for you my friend.
