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ablu2
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The objective is to destroy the brick wall using whatever means nessecary. I will check back frequently and make adjustments saying status. Remember, the wall cant do what other walls cant.

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ablu2
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Er, ill take over. This thread has pretty much gone to waste... O.o

I throw grenades at the wall
They hit a weak spot and do 1,000 damage total.

I multiple ninja moves that are boosted in power because there is no gravity on the wall
You ninja the wall doing 500 damage.

I fart on zilth for using nija's, they hurt...
I send in some runny noses to make the wall green...
Then I throw mokey-puzzle trees at the wall...
You are fail. The wall shoots a brick missle at you. -50 hp.

I encase the wall in a combination of plastic and cardboard, hopefully reducing the damage the wall takes.
The wall hates plastic and cardboard! It spins to shake it off and shoots a brick missle at you. -50 hp

Current Wall hp: 36,500
Status: It also trusts Accan2, slatwob, Russian Freak, kamrad, Paku/ablu2, RubberyChicken, and Alt (70hp). Immune to mandates and internet memes (in ablu2's honor),

In the user's post, and ultimate objects/people/anything, as judged by me, and possesing others /other unauthorzied resurection is all prohibited.

The wall is currently styling with some bling and 2 angry eyes and a tounge. Large fragments of wurtzite boron nitride are everywhere. the wall takes 200% more damage.

Dead: Blehhh and MrWiffle
Near Dead:
1 step away from bannage: Blehhh, alt_account, BlackShadow afroninja1723
banned:
Location: A grassy field

ablu2
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Er, ill take over. This thread has pretty much gone to waste... O.o

I throw grenades at the wall
They hit a weak spot and do 1,000 damage total.

I multiple ninja moves that are boosted in power because there is no gravity on the wall
You ninja the wall doing 500 damage.

I fart on zilth for using nija's, they hurt...
I send in some runny noses to make the wall green...
Then I throw mokey-puzzle trees at the wall...
You are fail. The wall shoots a brick missle at you. -50 hp.

I encase the wall in a combination of plastic and cardboard, hopefully reducing the damage the wall takes.
The wall hates plastic and cardboard! It spins to shake it off and shoots a brick missle at you. -50 hp

Current Wall hp: 36,500
Status: It also trusts Accan2, slatwob, Russian Freak, kamrad, Paku/ablu2, RubberyChicken, and Alt (70hp). Immune to mandates and internet memes (in ablu2's honor),

In the user's post, and ultimate objects/people/anything, as judged by me, and possesing others /other unauthorzied resurection is all prohibited.

The wall is currently styling with some bling and 2 angry eyes and a tounge. Large fragments of wurtzite boron nitride are everywhere. the wall takes 200% more damage.

Dead: Blehhh and MrWiffle
Near Dead:
1 step away from bannage: Blehhh, alt_account, BlackShadow afroninja1723
banned:
Location: A grassy field

alt_account
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I insult the wall due to having no feet. -8999 damage.

fourtytwo
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You kick the wall and it falls, barely missing you. The wall then stands back up.
wow...that was weird...

I sit on the wall again...and continue drilling holes This time, I bring a stick. Just in case another bird flies by...
MrWiffle
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yay, Ablu's back!

ablu2
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I insult the wall due to having no feet. -8999 damage.
The wall forms brick legs (AND FEET) and kicks you. banned due to posting your own damage.

I sit on the wall again...and continue drilling holes This time, I bring a stick. Just in case another bird flies by...
A bird poops on you. You did 10 damage drilling holes though. Walls structral integrity (???) -10

Current Wall hp: 36,490
Status: It also trusts Accan2, slatwob, Russian Freak, kamrad, Paku/ablu2, RubberyChicken. Immune to mandates and internet memes (in ablu2's honor),
No posting own damage. This will result in ban. No mercy given if you failed to see this.
The wall is currently styling with some bling and 2 angry eyes and a tounge. Large fragments of wurtzite boron nitride are everywhere. the wall takes 200% more damage.
Dead: Blehhh and MrWiffle
Near Dead:
1 step away from bannage: Blehhh, BlackShadow afroninja1723
banned: alt_account
Location: A grassy field

Bluydee
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I turn the brick wall into a golem and then sit on it with a laser cannon and blow up enemies

daleksparta
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oh,ablu. afroninja1723 was banned for persisting with an attack that failed... he also said for every post with the letter e in it did a CERTAIN AMOUNT OF DAMAGE.
(I promptly ended his attack with a Falcon Punch, which he denied)
oh, and, one more thing.

*teaches Ablu the spell Time Chasm (it results in death for 6 turns, not just 2)*

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i poke the wall

ablu2
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I turn the brick wall into a golem and then sit on it with a laser cannon and blow up enemies
You are missing the required 9 elf tears, 8 bacon grease, 11 weasel eyes, and 10 pie filling to accomplish that. Also you must be level 54, have 561 imagination, 543 pulchritude, and 300 vim to 1: Use that skill 2: Make it work on such a powerful foe as brick wall. Have fun!

i poke the wall
You break your finger, then the wall falls over on you for minimum recoil. -6 wall hp, you have been crushed. You must wait for the wall to move off of your corpse before you can come back.

Current Wall hp: 36,484
Status: Wall has been fell. It is now flat on the ground, on top of bluydees corpse.
It also trusts Accan2, slatwob, Russian Freak, kamrad, Paku/ablu2, RubberyChicken. Immune to mandates and internet memes (in ablu2's honor),
No posting own damage. This will result in ban. No mercy given if you failed to see this.
The wall is currently styling with some bling and 2 angry eyes and a tounge. Large fragments of wurtzite boron nitride are everywhere. the wall takes 200% more damage.
Dead: Blehhh, bluydee, and MrWiffle
Near Dead:
1 step away from being banned: Blehhh, BlackShadow
banned: alt_account, afroninja1723
Location: A grassy field

ninja31
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i use my ninja powers on him

daleksparta
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I return to using Strong Healing on the wall.

Wigginometry
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I use cactuar style 1000 needles on the angry eyes.

alphachief
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what the? my skeleton isnt camoflaged! and it aint holding two army knives! what in the tarnations gave you that idea.... i put my skeleton in a zaku then.

daleksparta
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the minigun was too heavy for it to hold, so I gave it knives and camo instead. (if you play Pawn Tactics, think recon)

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