The objective is to destroy the brick wall using whatever means nessecary. I will check back frequently and make adjustments saying status. Remember, the wall cant do what other walls cant.
i take a pressure washer and wash off the clown face that has been on the wall since page 3 (unless someone already did this or its a new wall, i'm to lazy to check.)
Considering that this wall has gone through the inferno of hell... It probably melted off, but you walk up to the wall and pressure wash it, it is happy with you and trusts you... abuse his trust wisely
Current wall hp: 83,900 Status: The wall is meme immune and very irradiated while suffering from heartburn while yawning. It also trusts Accan2 All previous bannings / deaths / etc. have been removed. Stage: New york, Plenty of large buildings and some have collapsed.
Current wall hp: 83,900 Status: The wall is meme immune and very irradiated while suffering from heartburn while yawning. It also trusts Accan2 All previous bannings / deaths / etc. have been removed. Stage: New york, Plenty of large buildings and some have collapsed.
You use the hammer of dawn, the wall moves behind a different building since it sees your targeting lazer. (*note* using all caps in a post from here on out will cause the post to be ignored)
I do a fatality from mortal kombat 2 (which has a lot of expoloding fatalities), I tell Michael Jackson that there is a kid in the brick wall and I tell him that the only way to get the kid is to break the wall, lastly I ask the wall to kill itself because people are getting pissed at you.
Current wall hp: 83,900 Status: The wall is meme immune and very irradiated while suffering from heartburn while yawning. It also trusts Accan2 Dead: GameReviewer1997 Stage: New york, Plenty of large buildings and some have collapsed.
You attempt a fatality, too bad the wall isn't weak enough for that, and throws a brick at you -20 hp to you, all players have 50 hp
You get Michael Jackson to attack the wall he gets arrested
YOu ask the wall to kill itself, it throws more bricks at you -30 hp to you, GameReviewer1997 is dead for 2 pages.
Time to pull out my army of nuclear flying bell peppers that shoot metal spikes out of their vines for some odd reason,and they are all extremely irradiated,so if eaten they will cause negative mutations.Then I send my other character Yeti at the wall....who is immune to getting lost and tranquilization...and getting hit up side the head by bricks.
I hire a few morons and tell them to distract the wall and while being distracted I hire more morons with bombs attached to them and run towards the wall.
Current wall hp: 82,900 Status: The wall is meme immune and very irradiated while suffering from heartburn while yawning. It also trusts Accan2 Dead: GameReviewer1997, crimsonblade's yeti Stage: New york, Plenty of large buildings and some have collapsed. Heavily irradiated.
You use Yeti against the wall he approaches the wall, and smacks it several times (-500 hp) until he gets disracted by a bystander and eats him! The cops come and since their guns are ineffective, they decide to run over the Yeti with a tank (-50 hp to yeti, yeti is dead) but while they were shooting, several shots hit the wall, including a tank shell before it could find cover (-400 hp) The nucler bell pepper shower shows up late and gets detroyed by bricks from the wall (-50 hp due to previous irradiation)
You hire some morons to distract the wall, and have some strap on explosives.
9:00 AM Destractor Morons deployed
9AM-6PM Distractor Morons lost
10:00 AM Explosive Morons deployed
10AM - 6PM Explosve Morons lost
6:05 PM Distractor Morons spot and try to distact the wall
6:06 PM Wall throws a brick distacting the Distractor Morons
6:10 Explosive Morons arive
6:15 After throwing several bricks, the morons try to eat the bricks, and unforunately suceed, killing them selves
6:20 PM Distractor morons pickup the explosives and wonder what they are, and set them off, killing all morons and dealing minimal damage to the wall (-50hp to the wall)
OK,time to go to war with the wall.Its total war time.I call forth the Russian Army(newly reformed with some pretty powerful stuff) and they attack the wall.Their full military is sent to dispose of the wall once and for all.They are immune to weapons of Mass Destruction,and the walls bricks.
The US government sees that Russia is sending a huge fleet of military vessels and air craft, they immidiately push the big red button and scramble for war, and after seeing a wall of nukes coming towards them, Russia counter fires. Congradulations you started WWIII, but as russia counter fired a nuke landed near the wall - 1,000 hp to the wall and the wall is now hidden in the middle of a combat zone between the USA's army and Russian soldiers.
Current wall hp: 81,900 Status: The wall is meme immune and very irradiated while thinking OMFG as weapons of war roll by. It also trusts Accan2 Dead: GameReviewer1997 crimsonblades's yeti Stage: NYC in a post- apacolyiptic wasteland in which Russia and USA are fighting.
Muwahahaha I just started a war for the environment.Alright now time to to send some miners to attack the wall from underground.They get a large drill and go underground unnoticed.They make sure the drill is made of diamond so it can go through any material that gets in its way,and make sure the two armies don't notice them...or the wall for that matter.
Current wall hp: 81,800 Status: The wall is meme immune and very irradiated. It also trusts Accan2 Equipment: Diamond Drill Dead: crimsonblades's yeti Stage: NYC in a post- apacolyiptic wasteland in which Russia and USA are fighting.
You send a tunneling team to attack the wall, they mangage to get near it unoticed, but the wall notices them as soon as they get out of the ground 1 foot away from it, the wall uses body slam and squishes all of the poor miners and takes the diamond drill, even if they were underground when the wall fell, the shock wave would have killed them. -100 hp due to irradiation
OK,then time for me to bring out the fat man from Fall out 3.Of course I send my super mutants to use it though and not myself.They can take a few hits form some bricks,and their weapons will disable once they die.So I send them all with fat mans(mini nuke launchers) to the wall,and I have them use the tunnel built by my miners.they are immune to irradiation,and one of them has a special prototype that launches 8 mini nukes at once.(all of these things are real parts of the game Fall Out 3)
