The objective is to destroy the brick wall using whatever means nessecary. I will check back frequently and make adjustments saying status. Remember, the wall cant do what other walls cant.
I borrow the HAARP laser for a day and practice my world destruction techniques with it on the wall. I also get Jet Li and Jackie Chan to defend the laser against tossed bricks by getting them to film "Forbidden Kingdom 2: The Great Wall" at the Wall.
I call controlled-demolition inc. to destroy the wall They fail miserably.
A man commits suicide by jumping off of the wall. Did you happen to notice that man is you? Your dead.
I throw a grenade at the wall! -5 hp. did you really think that would work?
I air strike the wall again! Wrong wall stupid.
I borrow the HAARP laser for a day and practice my world destruction techniques with it on the wall. I also get Jet Li and Jackie Chan to defend the laser against tossed bricks by getting them to film "Forbidden Kingdom 2: The Great Wall" at the Wall. The wall throws two bricks that knock them out, then 5 bricks at you because you had such a long post. Your dead.
Current wall hp: 99,582 Status: some wall in pakistan is blown up, the war tank is dead, there is a strange laser.
I use a very sturdy knife to dig a tiny hole in between to of the bricks near the base of the wall - then I put in a little bit of good soil and an enchanted acorn, and water it. Hopefully the acorn (which is enchanted to grow at a hundred times it's normal) speed will widen the tiny hole as it grows.
Dandy lions do it to pavement, can enchanted acorns do it to immense brick walls?
if 99 and the wall share the pain i sneak up on 99 while he is leaving from tagging the wall a quick snap of the neck and hopefully he and the wall will be no more