The objective is to destroy the brick wall using whatever means nessecary. I will check back frequently and make adjustments saying status. Remember, the wall cant do what other walls cant.
Current Wall hp: 41,850 Notes from Rubbery: ablu2, if you want to help/take over, just do so, no need to tell me Status: It also trusts Accan2, Riou, slatwob, Russian Freak, kamrad, Paku/ablu2, Me, and Alt (with sword, vest, and an imitation of the hat Link typically wears and he has a max of 70 hp). Immune to mandates and internet memes (in ablu2's honor), in the user's post, and ultimate objects/people/anything, as judged by me, and possesing others /other unauthorzied resurection is all prohibited. The wall is currently styling with some bling and 2 angry eyes and a tounge. Large fragments of wurtzite boron nitride are everywhere. the wall takes 20% less damage Dead: Near Dead/other: Stage: On a remote planet called Tartarus, all of mankind is there. Several clones of knight_34 are defending the wall, and 1 clone of alt...
My ingenious plan Step 1: I blow up a building in America with a note signed, We blew it up, love from China. Step 2: America's and China's allies get into the issue. Step 3: In all the confusion, plant spies in several governments around the world. Step 4: Wait Step 5: Use information from my spies to blackmail the leaders of the governments. Step 6: Use my new power to have the leaders declare war on the brick wall. Step 7: PROFIT!
7 step failure... when you got caught in step 1...
I get out of the spork and copy alt but this time I paint the armor black. Then I clone myself and duel alt. If I lose then I`ll run away and turn to the good side.
Dark Link created.
I tell god that the wall is anti-christ
you get a busy tone...
I use the power of George's divine will to channel might through the Spork of George, and defeat bluydee with one vorpal strike from the will of George. Then, I have George tell god that gooddemon is a liar, and an agent of Pam.
Still you beat him, but...
Actually, before I do all this, I take my Link hat off so we're not dealing with Legend of Zelda anymore.
the triforce on the back of your hand never leaves, still dealing with LoZ.
I kick the wall wearing iron shoes!
You can't raise your feet...
I don't understand how a hangover made him survive, but what ever... My Hobo dose the 'Hungry Howl', causing all the other Hobos around, since they were transportee's to the same planet, and now we have multiple hobos guarding the wall too.
Hobo swarm summoned.
i mass an army of skeletons(shields, swords, magic, one with a hadouken, one that laughs alot and several reaminators and yes i know something about necromancy) and an armageddon skeleton(50ft high, 6 arms, 1 huge obsidian mace, able to use magic, cant be destroyed with weak little bricks or fire etc) and a skeletal dragon fortress all to attack the wall! pretty sweet force if you ask me.
hobos vs skeletons!
both sides die...
I get multiple tanks and blast the wall with multiple missiles And if you do this: [quote]Tanks don't fire missles... They fire shells...
The tanks are only for covering my missile launchers[/quote]
So you launch an armada of spontaneously existing missles, and tanks with no ammo... you deal 1600 damage for some reason...
I support Minakht and send in an armada of attack helicopters armed with miniguns and fighter bombers armed with guided missiles.
they mostly miss due to a targeting error, dealing 400 damage.
I throw a brick wall terrorist at the brick wall. -999999999999999 hp from both walls.
PHAIL
I continue to throw magical evil rocks at the wall with my trebuchet, but now I start duct taping Molotov cocktails to the rock before a send it over
You manage to completely miss with every single shot...
I call up drake from nightfire and tell him to use the US missile platform that doesn't exist and launch all of the missiles towards the wall, but obviously james bond will be called in and foil his plans, but I predict this and go to Q-lab while he is gone and steal some random spy gizmos, this causes me to go on the most wanted list and I start getting chased by the best agents, mainly JACK BUAER and James Bond, but as they are preoccupied chasing me it allows the guy from "Casino Royale" to carry out his plans and blow up the airbus, thus causing Airline stock to plummet and I have strategically invested in cruiseliners and as all the airlines go bankrupt and every one uses cruiseliners I make a substantial profit, which I use to Back a small jewish sect that wants to destroy DOME OF THE ROCK the most holy Muslim structure and rebuild Solomon's temple which will cause great turmoil in side the middle east causing oil prices to go up steeply and as everyone gets sick of paying alot of money we invest in alternitave fuel source. Eventually fusion power is invented and can be used to do all kinds of thing. With the money left over from my cruiseline stock and the stock I had invested in Hybrid cars I start a corporation using the fusion generator in space ships which allows easily traveling into space. I secretly send a space ship up with a giant "LASER" and use it to punch multiple holes in the atmosphere causing a great increase in skin cancer and I will also invest in stem cell research which I will corner the market on and supply it to cure all those who have skin cancer through charity and make a profit, but secretly I plant microchips inside the bodies of those who have operations from my medical companies. With these micro chips I can create a WIFI network that is where ever a human is, but I charge hidden fees for those who use it making me obscenely rich and I hire Jason bourne to fight off James bond and Jack beaur (I can't spell his last name) and the fist fight that ends up happening causes so much excitement in all the citizens of the world because I hire Steven spielberg to film it, that I am able to harness it through the microchips into a super magical rock blessed by Odin so that it may never miss its target, I load this rock into my trebuchet and with the entire world watching I mutter, "godspeed" and paunch the great rock towards the wall
Oh My god I had so much fun writing that, you have to read it I couldn't stop chuckling to myself as I read it (I don't laugh so that means I thought it was hilarious as I wrote it)
Ok, I'll see how much damage it does then for now I load a gigantic Molotov Cocktail into my trebuchet, put wheels on my trebuchet and roll it towards the wall
I lean on the wall and start laughing for countless hours for no reason Until the wall can't take it anymore and will leave after that he will trip on a rock I putand fall over a minefield I made and blow into tiny brick pieces!
I use my skills to defeat bluydee, using the spork of george's power to shoot four beams out of the prongs when I have at least 50 hp (it was in oracle of ages, so THERE! it counts.) and each beam hits him, knocking him back. I slash ten times, so I shoot forty beams at him.
