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I kill the dwarves by spamming Bolt after increasing wisdom immensely, and Falcon Punching any that come too close.

Current Wall hp: 38,100
transporter HP: 1,000
energy level: 40% (charges 10% per page, with a mysterious EMP on it...)
Notes from Rubbery: ablu2, if you want to help/take over, just do so, no need to tell me
Status: It also trusts Accan2, slatwob, Russian Freak, kamrad, Paku/ablu2, Me, and Alt (with sword, vest, and an imitation of the hat Link typically wears and he has a max of 70 hp). Immune to mandates and internet memes (in ablu2's honor), in the user's post, and ultimate objects/people/anything, as judged by me, and possesing others /other unauthorzied resurection is all prohibited. The wall is currently styling with some bling and 2 angry eyes and a tounge. Large fragments of wurtzite boron nitride are everywhere. the wall takes 20% less damage
Dead:
Near Dead:
Other: daleksparta (+10% everything)
1 step away from bannage: Blehhh, alt_account, BlackShadow
banned: none yet, and don't be the first
(all of obscene ammounts of posts that took no thought at all.)
Stage: The Sacred Realm (Legend of Zelda)

I install a large shiny red button on the brick wall that has a sign that says "do not press." It looks VERY tempting to press.
Note to Rubbery Chicken: When the transporter reaches 100% charge it will take time to transport so in the transportation process make a lot of weird things happen.
Example: zero gravity or everyone has a fish head

I install a large shiny red button on the brick wall that has a sign that says "do not press." It looks VERY tempting to press.
Note to Rubbery Chicken: When the transporter reaches 100% charge it will take time to transport so in the transportation process make a lot of weird things happen.
Example: zero gravity or everyone has a fish head

I use Douse on the ground nearby the wall, making it muddy and people attacking get stuck in the mud...

I build a robotic wolf and havei t follow me
(W01F HP; 50)

I search for the magic mirror

I find the magic mirror, and eat it (joke)
I help Bluydee look for the mirror

I give the wall a five dollar foot long sandwhich

I feed the wall an ultra high calorie giant burger with extra mustard to give it a heart attack.

i hire 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 dwarven workers to slowly destroy the wall with their hammers of doom!

I sabotage the teleporter with an E.M.P. that no one knows about and will activate when the teleporter is fully charged (It won't destroy the teleporter, just cause it to "malfunction&quot I then give the wall a piece of pie.

I give the wall another piece of pie, the E.M.P. also starts to beep slowly and quietly...

I start the search in the earth dungeon after equiping myself with fire arrows

other attacks ignored that dealt with the dwarfs.

Current Wall hp: 38,100
transporter HP: 1,000
energy level: 40% (charges 10% per page, with a mysterious EMP on it...)
Notes from Rubbery: ablu2, if you want to help/take over, just do so, no need to tell me
Status: It also trusts Accan2, slatwob, Russian Freak, kamrad, Paku/ablu2, Me, and Alt (with sword, vest, and an imitation of the hat Link typically wears and he has a max of 70 hp). Immune to mandates and internet memes (in ablu2's honor), in the user's post, and ultimate objects/people/anything, as judged by me, and possesing others /other unauthorzied resurection is all prohibited. The wall is currently styling with some bling and 2 angry eyes and a tounge. Large fragments of wurtzite boron nitride are everywhere. the wall takes 20% less damage
Dead:
Near Dead:
Other: daleksparta (+10% everything)
1 step away from bannage: Blehhh, alt_account, BlackShadow afroninja1723 (all for obscene ammounts of posts that took no thought at all., or are obviously over powered)
banned: none yet, and don't be the first
Stage: The Sacred Realm (Legend of Zelda)

I give the wall another piece of pie, the E.M.P. also starts to beep slowly and quietly...

I start the search in the earth dungeon after equiping myself with fire arrows

Since you are ignore ing attack from the dwarves their slightly smaller brethren the gnomes are attacking the wall with their screwdrivers of doom they deal 400 dmg for every post that has the letter E in it and they also press the red button by accident.

I shave afroninjas afro off, the emp starts to beep almost unnoticably faster...

Fine the gnome king passes away and due to sever emotional trauma DMG per post is reduced to 20 i dont know if that's OP or not.

Fine the gnome king passes away and due to sever emotional trauma DMG per post is reduced to 20 i dont know if that's OP or not.

throws monster at brickwall....ok? monster got scared and ran away umm throws milk carten at wall O YA TAKE THT MR WALL!

I go into the forest temple with bomb arrows with Blehhh

first i kick it, next i throw a pie at it now it feels humiliated so i laugh at it, then i shoot it with a shotgun, then i shoot with a rocket launcher then i shoot with a tank, then i nuke it, and finally i kick down the last brick and i win the game. yes thank you i already know i am the best at this game

phail

bump

note: The transporter I built does not have any computerized components so an EMP will do nothing.

I shoot the transporter with a flamethrower since it uses heat to charge and is fireproof, then punch MrWiffle in the face for being stupid.

PS: I found a mysteriously magic looking mirror. Then I used it to comb my hair before I absorbed its power and shattered it