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granted, you fail epicly, wich is epic, but not so much a fail

i wish this wish was corrupted

*skips*

I wish I had a good book.

granted, you get a book that has many awards and is considered good, but it isnt the genre you like


i wish my wishs wouldnt be skiped

*ignores*

I wish I had a blue carpet.

granted, but you stain it

I wished mods wouldnt ruin "count to 100"

granted. but the genie spills his raspberry shake by accident and stains it red.

i wish i own a glider with no holes in the wings.

Granted, but you fall to your death while foolishly attempting to glide across the Grand Canyon.

I wish I had a Coke.

granted, but you got a bad one that accidentally had dr pepper

i wish i had rule over the underworld.

Granted, you become as miserable as Hades was and bear the curse of being stuck eternally in the underworld.

I wish I had a piece of paper.

granted, but the paper is wet.

i wish i had some gold bricks.

Granted, you get bricks dipped in gold paint.

I wish for a katana.

granted. now if only you had the skill to use it. *Watches him swing wildly and cut himself alot.*

i wish for the ability to use Rasengan!

Granted. You are now some background character that nobody cares about or even knows exists.

I wish The Onion was still in print for where I live.

Granted. You get a smelly piece of paper that makes your eyes water. It reads 'The Onion'.

I wish for laser vision.

Granted, but in a totally unforseeable and tragic accident you over heat the earths' core and in essence blow it up... (You horrible monster.)

I wish for a new earth!