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i slap you with a jackhammer that says HI

I slap you with a 25-pound sledgehammer.
*BONK*
*You see not just stars, but galaxies.*

I slap you with your holy sword.

I slap you with your Darkfire sword.

I slap you with a live salmon.

Ill slap you with your mom!

I slap you with Darkfirum.

I slap you with ENTROPY.
*Your existence slows to a halt, then sputters and goes out.*

CommanderPaladin was slapped by a incredibly silly sock puppet and laughed him/her self to death.

I SLAP YOU WITH CHAOZ

I slap you with ANARCHY!
*Fire! Looting! Rampage! Taking TWO newspapers from the vending box! MWUHAHAHA!*

[*This concludes our test of this forums' Emergency Anarchy System. Thank You for your cooperation.*]

I slap you with APATHY!

*You just suddenly don't care anymore*

i SLAP YOU WITH THOUGHTS!

YOUR IQ GOEs up BY 10!

I SLAP you with a clover shaped waffle with penguin poop.

I slap you with the Caps Lock key.