I slap you with the 7 foot twig that gets perfectly wedged between your foot and your shoe, that disappears when you take your shoe off to look for it, and then reappears the moment you put it back on.
I slap you with the fact that when I take sethth's post ("i slap the terrible ace with a baby" and take out the "th" as you said in your post, it makes "i slap e terrible ace with a baby", which does not make sense.