Hmmm Useless weapon..... Thats pretty hard, i meen theres lots of things you can do, like if i said Tissue, i could force that down someones throat and they could chock... So... Gonna have to think...
Im gonna have to agree with small peice of paper, it'd be kinda hard to do something with that, only thing i can think of is put it in someones eye o.o.