There are 99 blonds and 1 brunette on a plane. the plane's floor falls out, so they are all hanging on to the plane. The pilot says,"some of you have to jump off the plane so the rest of us can live." the brunette says,"I'll jump off." The blonds start clapping. P.S. good idea qwertsdarf
There are 99 blonds and 1 brunette on a plane. the plane's floor falls out, so they are all hanging on to the plane. The pilot says,"some of you have to jump off the plane so the rest of us can live." the brunette says,"I'll jump off." The blonds start clapping. P.S. good idea qwertsdarf
A man in a bar walks up to the bartender and say "I bet you $50 i can pee in that bowl on the other side of your bad and not a drop will go any where but the bowl."Well the bartender sensing a good deal says "Ok sounds good."So the man pulls it out out and starts peeing...not a drop makes it in the bowl."HA", the bartender say's,"Well where's my fifty dollars?"The man pulls it out and gives it to him."Just one question" the bartender say's,"You don't seem mad at all about losing that fifty, why's that?"The man replies"See that guy at the table in the corner i bet him $200 i could pee all over your bar and you'd be happy about it."
