I was at the white house havin' some fun. I shot a fat monkey with 64 guns. I went to his funeral but he wasn't quite dead. I set off a time bomb on top of his head.
There once was a magnificent leek Who had managed to learn how to speak At the sight of a knife, He would fear for his life, And shout "eeeeeeeekkk!!!!"
I made the change from a common thief To up close and personal with Robin Leach And I'm far from cheap, I smoke skunk with my peeps all day Spread love, it's the Brooklyn way The Moet and Alize keep me pissy Girls used to diss me Now they write letters 'cause they miss me I never thought it could happen, this rappin' stuff I was too used to packin' gats and stuff Now honies play me close like butter played toast From the Mississippi down to the east coast Condos in Queens, indo for weeks Sold out seats to hear Esteban Ayala speak
old smokey joe lives with the sheep old smokey joe joe never changed his scock but the sheep dont mind old smokey joe sleeps on a cow old smokey joe never brushed his teeth but the sheep dont mind oooollllldddd ssssmmmoookkkeeeyyy joe
