Forums → The Tavern → You have an endless sum of money and only had one week to spend it, What do you do with it?

Some gum.

I'd buy something that would let me use the money after one week.

I would spend it all on one of those electronic horsies that you put the quarters in in front of the stores.

Id hire Chuck Norris.Who counted to infinity twice.

I would exchange it for an endless amount of money I could have forever to spend because it wasn't the original money that I had to spend in one week.

I would buy a lot gold with it then exchange the gold for money that I could have longer than one week.

I would buy everything that popped into my head while thinking of a way to keep the money forever.

I would buy a lot of TV sattelites (not all of them) and start my own sattelite TV company and I would buy Verizon and make it the best cable company(I would call Zyfy).LIKE Moabarmorgamer I WOULD:

Donate trillions of dollars to get America out of debt

I would buy ENDLESS PILES OF CADNY!

I would buy the WORLD!!!!!!!

I would put 999 trillion in the bank the buy as much as humanly possible, then I would sell what i didnt want. I would also buy all of the uranium and platnum and gold and diamonds I could so i could sell them later. Also the worlds best security system.

Not to mention 10 trillion to every donation of my choice.

I'd pay the ugliest male in the world and pay him $100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000(and keep adding 0's for about the next 46 days) to walk up to Obama and strip every piece of cloth off his and Obama's body. Then have him rape Obama. After that I'd have the worlds 2 strongest males tie Obama to a a metal table that's shaped like an "X". Next is where I would personally walk up to Obama and very slowly poor (but not too slow) about 2 quarts of boiling water over his entire body except his head (that includes his neck). After that I'd take a small dull knife (like the ones you'd use to cut an apple or pear) and I'd peel all the skin off him except for his neck and head. Then lightly and gently sprinkle salt everywhere there wasn't skin. Then I would take a spray bottle and lightly spray turpenoid over his body except the neck and head. Following that I'd hold his mouth open and piss inside it. Next I'd take a can of PAM (I think its called its the non stick kitchen thing) and hold a match and light Obama alive. After his body is burned to ashes I'd then yet again take a piss on his ashes and also take a big poo on them and finally I'd spit on his ashes.

This is all happening on one of those broadcasts on TV that they show on every channel and interupt what you were watching.

for i fast car crash it then buy army guns and find and hgelp army out with the terriorists problem and end this dang war. im annoyed with it we hav no bussiness there.

I would buy an island and build a mansion, dock, airport, and underground maze. I would then buy all available stock in the world and do whatever else I wanted.

Pay off my loans, buy and furnish a house, and take my wife of a quick tour of Europe.