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Irockths
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Irockths
229 posts
Peasant

Self-explanitory, tbh. You ask a stupid question, and the next person gives a smart answer.
EG:
Q:
When is tomorrow???

A:
In about an hour and a half.

My stupid question:
How do I find my consciousness??? I lost it.

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miguelin11
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miguelin11
2,905 posts
Nomad

tell him to stop =P

how do I touch my forehead without using my hands?

Destor
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Destor
706 posts
Nomad

You already are, with the rest of your head! DUUUUUHHH!

If God is love, and love is blind, and Ray Charles is blind, does God play the piano?

gooddemon
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gooddemon
216 posts
Nomad

if ray charles is in love yes if not no

gooddemon
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gooddemon
216 posts
Nomad

opp qeustion

how much sugar dance drink can u have before u overdose

Xoran
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Xoran
483 posts
Nomad

Two Full Glasses

How do airplanes fly?

Bluydee
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Bluydee
3,426 posts
Nomad

By enigines

How do you walk?

dragonball05
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dragonball05
1,717 posts
Shepherd

You use gravity to hold yourself down, and then use the contraction of muscles to move your legs forward one at a time, then use your inner ear to check if you're balanced or not, then repeat to process of putting on foot in front of the other. (What? It's supposed to be a smart answer.)

Be my fridge do be running, yeah?(Stupid question, right?)

Merciless_Mercenary
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Merciless_Mercenary
446 posts
Nomad

Be my fridge do be running, yeah?(Stupid question, right?)


Very poor slang grammar. rephrase. Is my fridge running?


I don't know is it working?( my smart answer and stupid question in one.)
Pazx
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Pazx
5,842 posts
Peasant

No.

Why is your fridge running?

Merciless_Mercenary
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Merciless_Mercenary
446 posts
Nomad

The engine is running therefore it works.

Why is your fridge broken?

miguelin11
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miguelin11
2,905 posts
Nomad

It's not, I just fixed it :P

why is the moon so small?

knight_34
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knight_34
13,817 posts
Farmer

Because the moon if very far away.

Why are you beer?

sherdil126
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sherdil126
260 posts
Nomad

becos your wine!!!!!!

how to kill a cow with a can?

Anti_Hero1317
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Anti_Hero1317
31 posts
Nomad

[/b]put it up its but

if women always complain about men being stupid dirty pigs why do they set their standards so high?[b]

thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
9,821 posts
Shepherd

Because pigs are very reliable.

Whooza wutza igga igga ah defrty ghriuthr?

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