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Irockths
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Peasant

Self-explanitory, tbh. You ask a stupid question, and the next person gives a smart answer.
EG:
Q:
When is tomorrow???

A:
In about an hour and a half.

My stupid question:
How do I find my consciousness??? I lost it.

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Pazx
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Pazx
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Peasant

No.

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Elephant

iz this thread off topicz?

thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

liek, tttly!

37 spinning wax cakes fly huff ocean butt cream fuddy?

Blehhh
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Nomad

No, I dont use any butt-cream and I am not and fuddy-duddy in a huff.
I am 11, not 37 and wax cakes would probably taste horrible...

Where is Earth?

afroninja1723
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Nomad

In my refridgerator eating all my cereal?!?

I lost my eyebrows where are they!!!!!?

kit898
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jesus is luv says so in the bible ha i actully gave a smarty awnser and my stupid ? can u pick a snakes nose?

Irockths
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Peasant

snakes don't have noses, therefore insomuch that which means that according to the theory of nosepicking 2001 by Jon DeClaude...

[quote="Jon DeClaude"]

Whereas Nosepicking involves actively picking a nose, the nose in question must be in physical being before it can therefore be picked.
[/quote]

I can haz cheeseburger yes???????//??/????/

Google567
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Farmer

Yes.

My question is whats for dinner tonight?

Pixie214
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Peasant

You shall have some food eeerrr... hotdogs.

If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, what hapens? (read the thread title I want a smart answer)

Irockths
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Well, some kind of (hopefully) nutritious substance containing vitamins A, B1, B2, B3, B4, B6, B12, C, E, K, plus Iron, Calcium, Zinc, Copper, Magnesium, and Sodium.

How long is forever???

RubberyChicken
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@ Pixie

Nothing, since you can't get to the speed of light (even then, the headlights would work normally, light speed is independent of our movement)

@ lrockths longer than you can live :P

Why did I answer 2 questions?

Irockths
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@ Pixie

You would not see the headlights because it would look like your best friend sitting next to you.

@ RubberyChicken

Because we posted at the same time.

Why is this topic dying?

im_tha_man
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Nomad

Because a giant chicken ate it but then king kong found it on the north pole.


Why did the chicken cross the road? really?

alphachief
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because thats the answer to what came first, the chicken or the egg.(i came up with that seriously)

why cant we grow stuff up our noses?

afroninja1723
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Nomad

we grow hair?

when is yesterday after tommorow but befor two days after yesterday?

thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

Wrong. Yesterday is before tomorrow.
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