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Well, hopefully I know ahead of time when I am going to die cuz I would say "Lobster and Prime Rib medium rare, please." Hopefully I will have time to eat it.

"well at least i get to meet Dimebag Darrel..."
\\m/ lol jk im an atheist, so no heaven for me XD
i think..."SO LONG, ***ERS!!! also, darling, you're pregnant."

To infinitie and beyond!!!!
no jk it would be.
Holy shoot!!!! is that a TANK

I would say "Holy Banana's" or "Bye Cruel World!"

Id say, "At least I get to be happy" yes for your information I'm a very unhappy guy....

dammit i only lived to 100 i wanted to go to 101

or shit im dead

DANNY FORGIVE MEEEEEEeeeeeeee.........

I'll have what shes having!

If peaceful death of old age:

"I never tried a raw onion!"

If death by beating:

"For your information I swallowed my wallet before you arrived."

If by gunshot:

"Ah the feel of lead in the system... so... painful..."

Any other causes:

"Bugger"

"Oh no! I just ordered some pizzas!"

Paranoid. Then again is it paranoia if your right? I don;t think so. I wroye a letter to my headmaster saying your secretary is keeping things from you. I got no reply which sems to suggest I'm right.

paranoia, ADHD, and caffine are the 3 things that keep you alive *twitch* *twitch*

i would say: life was good but now its time i will discover what happens after death

"LEGEND_beast had a fun time" or "what happens after death?"
i love my sayings

its been fun but now its time to accept my fate.