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75Greeno
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Peasant

I want to be blown up

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strifexv
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Farmer

Shot out of a cannon-no one will forget.

Jabberwocky
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Shepherd

i want to be smothered in hot women
or...idk....strapped to an ICBM and launched into the sun

paintballer222
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Nomad

I want to be martered or killed giving my life for my freinds.

Ricador
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Shepherd

An epic light saber fight with a giant turtle.

Ricador
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Why? Wouldn't that be quite painful?


Actually, no. That is one of the quickest and most painless ways to die.
FROST101
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Nomad

Well i still dont know how i wanna die,but,i hope i die fast with no pain...

GreatestSoloEver
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Nomad

An epic light saber fight with a giant turtle.


That statement boosted your cool by like 5 points!

I want to die fighting the zombies during the Zombie Apocalypse.
Zega
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Peasant

Suicide.. I can decide for myself when I can die..

FireflyIV
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Nomad

I want to be chased off a cliff by a gaggle of naked maidens. That'd be something to put on the headstone.

Darkrenegade24
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Nomad

I would like to be set on fire, get shot with an Uzi repeatedly, fall into the ocean, get eaten by sharks and the shark gets eaten by a bigger shark.

Audioprison
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Nomad

Well tbh..I dont really want to die so I couldnt possably think of a way how I would want to :?

DDX
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Nomad

I want to be chased off a cliff by a gaggle of naked maidens. That'd be something to put on the headstone.


Ah poor firefly, He died a happy man, in the arms of many naked girls. He was a mentor, a philosopher, and pedophile, may he rest in peace and follow the grace of God.

Great headstone xD


A large rusty pike through the skull... would be a great way to die!
Pixie214
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Peasant

I want to be chased off a cliff by a gaggle of naked maidens


Monty Python Meaning of Life refernece?

As stated I want to die before I get old and in a champagne supernova in the sky. Oasis seem to be overlooked as a band on this site. I wouldn't mind the guillotine very quick though slow walking towards the platform...
brooke_1997
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Nomad

By old age.

Slowly getting old and then eventlly.. DIE

Jabberwocky
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i would like to die by being....given a nuke in a briefcase..and then walking into Rush Limbaugh's radio booth and blowing him to smithereens

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