Since Ablu has stopped their "Brick Wall" I made something similar, but this time it's a box.
One day, a strange purple box crash landed on Earth. It was smotth, had something of a rubbery feel and was extremely heavy. (You can't move the box.)
Rules: -No memes (Firin laser, etc.) -No Chuck Norris -No posting own damage -No nukes -No uninvented objects (Unless I aprrove and give you a set amount of time to invents it) -No using obscenely expensive things (Without them being given to you by me) -No guessing what is in the box -Up to two posts between my posts (per person)
Ok the box crash lands on an iceberg that a group of explorers happen to be on. (You)
Box
Condition: Shiny, pruple and new. slightly burnt on bottom Hp: 100,000/100,000
Place
Area: Antarctica, on an iceberg Weather: Light hailstorm
Players:
Protectors: Banned: Dead: Able to Revive: Availible Super Weapons:
I find a bucket of water to put the fire out, then I put the fire out, and reinforce the turret. Then I consult a less mean wizard about traveling through time. - The fire will do damage this turn then it is gone. The wizard says he can help you in five posts. Woo!
revive. i put on bullet proof armor and hack into the turret to make it always attack the box then i take a rock and kill sonicheroes with it and rty to convince the locals to help destroy the box to see whats in it - You didn't have the armor before, you don't have it now. You can't hack a turret, the locals ignore you and the rock bounces of Sonic. (-5 hp)
i use EXPLODE!!! - The city explodes. (-20 hp) (-500 hp)
i hid in a hole i made and randomly fire of all 5 of my cannon bals i random directions - You miss everything.
I kill moklon before he comes up the box - Okay, he is hit. (-30 hp)
this is medevil times. where do you get bullet proof armor. i shoot moklon with the turrent for being stupid - Bully. XD (-20 hp)
where do you get a turret. u automatically die for looking at your reflection - 3rd/stupid post, ban.
My Sniper rifle only has limited ammo as well and I've been trying to go medieval. - Wut?
i build a little wall on the box. then i go behind the wall and shoot everyone with a machine gun - Wall = Okay, Gun = No
i step on theonewho plays - His foot! (-5 hp)
I paint the box with 300 coats of poison-proof, anti-burn, anti-radio active, shiney BLUE paint. - None of that has been invented...
i shoot kylelolcat - Nope.
Fire. (-300 hp) Poison. (-20 hp) (-50 hp)
---Box
Condition: Two legs with wheel feet, two arms with three fingered claws. Faint purple. Completely burnt. Radioactive. Mounted minigun on top, retractable shield of glass that has been reinforced multiple times. In jousting armor.
Effects:
Overall Hp: 96,795/100,000
Right Leg's Hp: 15,000/15,000
Left Leg's Hp: 14,750/15,000
Right Arm's Hp: 14,900/15,000
Left Arm's Hp: 14,750/15,000
Center's Hp: 37,285/40,000
---Place
Area: At the base of a volcano. Two miles from a large city. Mounted minigun on top.