I would like to he whooped by a goomba! Mentioning goombas... Goombas should be treated with respect! What have they ever done to you! Nothing! I elect a random goomba to be world leader! *votes* How 'bout that?
I want to be shot by a living apple while falling out of an exploding plane only to live and be trapped on a skeleton pirate infested island with knowledge that a bomb is about to explode in New York city, and when I finally get there I magically learn how to skateboard and as I skate to the lab of the crazy mad scientist who set the bomb I hit my head on a sign that Ironically said "Watch out: Low Sign" as a warning below the advertising.
sadly I didnt just now make this up, its my dream vg game death....I lied, this is actually the kind of thing that goes on in modern games
jumping of a building as a super hero, then my enemy shows up, fight in mid air, he stabs me, i heal my self, then he has this weird orb and sucks up all my powers, then i hit the asphalt and go 50 meters deep through the earth, and die. there, thats how i wanna die!
i would be 1 out of 10 survivors in a zombie apocalypse. when a zombie eats me but then i come back as a zombie. but the a survivor soon shots my zombie head of...
I get stabbed 20 times by ninjas, a is grenade stuck down my pants and I take a photon laser the the face. As i slump the the ground my cigarette I was smoking falls of of my mouth and lands in a stream of gasoline that was leaking from a nearby gas station the explosion kills everyone in a 50 yard radius. In hell I start wise cracking at the devil soon after I find myself in Taurtarus surrounded by sand. just then jesus comes down yells at me for smoking then blasts me with the divine power of 1000 angels. My tourchered spirit then comes back to haunt earth until the ghostbusters kick my butt and force me into there ghost contaner forever. BEAT THAT oh ya and dont smoke