Yeah. Master Chief would be all like: "LOLOLOL GRENADE LAUNCHER! BLAM BLAM!! HAHAHAHAHA!" and then Mario would be like: "ITZA ME! MARIOOOOOOOO" and then he'd shoot fire and burn away the grenades. After which Master Chief would be like: "WTF?!" and then he'd kick Mario in the face. After this, Mario would shrink to mini-Mario, and then he'd get a leaf and turn into a raccoon. He then flies over Master Chief and drops a Bob-bomb on his head. Master Chief's shield goes down only to have it back at the top in about two seconds. Master Chief would hop on a Warthog and attempt to drive over Mario, but he hops on Yoshi and says: "TIME TO DIE SUCKA!!!" then Yoshi eats Master Chief (and the Warthog!!) and turns them into an egg. Then Mast Chief breaks out of the egg and runs away. Mario chases after on Yoshi, but Yoshi gets heartburn and dies. Then Mario takes out Toad from his pocket (WHAT WAS HE DOING IN THERE?!?!) and whips it at Master Chief's face. Master Chief begins to cry. He then takes a crayon and gives Mario a BEARD!!! Mario then chases after Master Chief while Master Chief is yelling: "LOLOLOLOLOLOL". Ten years pass, and Mario is teaching typing at an old school. Master Chief drops a bomb in the school and runs away at the speed of a rat thats had too much maple syrup. Mario sees the bomb and says: "ZOMG!" then he picks it up and throws it at Master Chief, violently exploding his head. Mario wins.
dude, hands down, master chief. who likes a little italian plumber jumping on mushrooms... serisly the creator was high when he made mario. and bungie creators.... are genious'.
well mario becouse he could just jump on master cheifs head and it takes more then 1 bullet to kill mario who can dodge them easily becouse master cheif has to use halo turning speeds and FP view while mario can actually see out the back of his own head and one jump and master cheifs gone
Please, please, please, pleassse, don't post in all CAPS, it's really annoying and very hard for people(me =D) to read.
Anyways, Mario would win, he's gone through so many tough bosses and has had way more experiance in fighting giant, powerful, ect. enemies, than Master Chief ever will. Plus, if Master Chief pulls out his gun, Mario pulls out a star, well?, Master Chief's gun doesn't help him much there, and he'd probably end up rammed into and would die since the star makes Mario invincible AND allows instant kills. Also, if he pulls out some Scorpian Tank, ect. It doesn't really matter as Mario could just shoot a bunch of fireballs at the tank and it'd blow up. Any super-weapon he uses won't work either since Mario has dodged the likes before in all his video games. e.g. Bullet Bill(rocket launcher[they follow you too]), Koopa Tanks(scorpian and such), Koopa Warships(banshee and hornet, I guess? Nothing in Halo really compares to it so_o...). Yeah, Master Chief 'just got owned', or whatever that little saying is. Face it, you can't beat the classics haha!
"A hero need not speak. When he is gone, the world will speak for him"
I never understood that, was it supposed to be epic or something? I started lmao when I saw that, it's a video game and everyone was making such a big deal about it, he didn't save the real universe or anything lol.
