Okay, it's pretty simple. All you have to do is say "I saved the person above me by BLAH BLAH" and than you also say "I accidently fell off a cliff!" I'll start.
I save Bob by placing a trampoline under where he was about to fall.
Oh no, while I do that, a rocket is about to hit me, when!
I'll answer both since they both do with snipers. I use my ninja skills to throw knives precisely in between their eyes and they all fall to the ground. Suddenly another ninja clan from japan comes at me with katanas and throwing stars, but i'm out of weapons.
i tell him that there is one more chick to bang and he is done with banging all women on earth but then!!!!!! DUD DUD DUU DU Batman comes at me with a sledgehammer