1) God made it that way. 2) Yes, Da Masta almost is a black belt. 3) No, Da Masta is not stupid. 4) Da Masta is just Da Masta. 5) No, Mrs. Clinton is a stupid Liberal. 6) Da Masta has had an N64 since 3rd grade. 7) Good for you. 8) Da Masta does, too. 9) 6 10) Da Masta's hair is cool. 11) -26 12) Santa is a myth. 13) 14) Da Masta doesn't read minds. 15) 12 (10 and 7 aren't questions)
1. Because that's it's favourite colour 2. Charge him for Assault on some henchmen he took out on his last mission. 3. Haven't decided yet 4. Why do you look like that??? 5. I wouldn't know, I'm not Hillary Clinton. 6. Yes 7. Good for you 8. No 9. It equals 6 by mathematical law 10. I know, like the style? 11. -11*2, there is no Asterisk in math, but there IS 4-11(2) which equals -18 12. To the Child: a man who lives in the North Pole and delivers presents to all the good little boys and girls, while eating cookies and milk left out for him. To Me: a fat guy that breaks into people's houses to give them presents they usually don't need, then stealing the cookies that I was going to go eat later that night... 14. Because you wanted to, and so you didn't have to think of another question most likely 15. 12, wait, how come you don't already know that?
1. it isn't, its just a figment of your imagination
2. secret agents cant resist ice cream, but neither can alot of us, so it isn't the most effective way
3. I am not stupid, how dare you make that assumption, and I am definitely not something, your wrongful accusations are an act of war!
4. PFFFT, its not my fault
5. Of course im not hillary clinton, your wrongful accusations are an act of war!
6. isn't a computer a gaming console?
7. Indeed
8. Cake is quite a broad subject, but yes i love cake.
9. 24?
10. its actually supposed to be a helmet.
11. 4152?
12. santa is a historical figure that is infamous for rising to the top of the social system before the fall of rome. Eventually causing the fall of rome. Therefore causing the dark ages to begin. Of course being the contributing person to society that he is, he started killing off all of the invaders to make up for his mix up with rome. His attempt to pay back the citizens of the world is why the cartoon south park tributes him in the imaginationland episode.he eventually figured out that violence only leads to more trouble though. he figured this out when he scarred a little boy by cleaving a vikings head off in front of him. He did the only thing he could do. He decided to hang up his mighty axe. and he then invented a continent, and started making presents for all good little children every year. and all of his wrongdoings were eventually taken off the records.
1.because it has to be blue 2.By busting him 3.no 4.Because I was born like this. 5.no 6.yes 7.who does'nt 8.Yeah 9.6 10.Thx you. 11.I dont know 12.hes a myth or a guy who eats alot of cookies. 14.I dont know. 15.you've asked me 13 i think.
