Skydive then go out naked into the street and do all crazy things that break rules. And when the police catch me I'll say "I'm dieing anyway" and flick them off. When I'm in jail I'll get into a fight with the police and steal all the soap then drop them in the shower then....escape and go skydiving again!
I don't quite have an order in which to do these but.
1. Kill Oprah 2. Kill Obama and then piss on his face 3. Lose my virginity 4. Go to Japan (I don't think that'll happen in one day though) 5. Strap the creators of Dora the Explorer to a nuclear missile and then launch it into a nuclear power plant 6. Piss on a US flag then burn it then poop on the ashes and finally piss on it again 7. Burn every Mexican alive