I'll use a few of Flyods. Your mommas like a brick wall, shes flat in the front, flat in the front, and gets layed by mexicans. Thats was one of his sterotype ones.
Your mommas like a vacum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, and she gets layed in the closet.
(Sorry SoulHack) Yo Mammas so fat, that when she weighed herself on the scales, she thought the number was her telephone number (although, i wouldn't know how she'd fit on it).