alright the first person to post wait for second person then go into a yo' mamma fight!
Yo mamma is so stupid, she is an unfit parent. You need to be taken away and given to a proper mother figure.
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar powered-flashlight
manta's momma so stupid she didn't get an abortion when she heard she was going to have a baby that looked like a sting ray.
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed at a shoot out
Your mommas so stupid she thought a tire store was a doughnut shop.
Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up
*takes mic*Yo momma got a house that's so dusty, the cockroaches drive around in dune buggies.
yo mammas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales
Yo momma so smelly, that when you was being born, the doctor's and nurses all had to wear oxygen masks.
Yo momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and made a dollar
Yo momma so fat, that when santa came down the chimney, he saw no cookies but one lady layin' on the ground with crumbs all over her mouth, it was love at first site.
Yo momma is so stupid, when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord, and said, "wow, it comes with cable too!"
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck
Yo mamma so stupid she flunked kendergarden.
Yo mamma so stupid, that San Fransisco now enforces the rule that people considered ugly can't walk down Main Street.
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