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Yo mama is so stupid that she gets run overed by parked cars.

Yo momma is so ugly, the docter slapped your dad for marrying her
Yo momma is so stupid she got fired from the M&Ms factory for throwing out the W's
Yo momma is so poor, when I saw her with 1 sneaker I asked her "You lose a sneaker?" and she replied "No, I found one!"

yo mama so black they need nightvision to see her during the day

yo momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out

this thread failz
and i swear to god if the next person who posts here says anything about my mom i will beat yo but so bad yo momma is gonna feel it

drdakota's face is so ugly its registered as a weapon (not your mom :P)

but his momma's is 10 times worse as each pimple can repeatedly discharge.

((lol double team!))
Yo momma is so skinny, people think she's a Twizzler when she puts a red raincoat on

yo momma so skinny she makes a broom handle look fat

(think of a chinese accent in english)

yo mama so fat...........when she jump for joy..................she got stuck

yo mama so fat...........when she jump for joy..................she got stuck

yo mama is so fat, she is fat!!!!! BURRRRRRN!!!!

yo mamma so evil the guest room is a torture chamber

yo mama so stupid that when she saw the concentrate on the side of the orange juice box she stared at it for 20 min

yo mama is so stupid when she saw the stop sign she waited for it to say go