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LegendofZelda
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Who would win in a fight: Steven Seagal or Chuck Norris? Both are karate masters, weapon/explosives specialists, and make corny movies later in their acting careers. I'd say that Seagal would win if he put off some of that weight he gained in the past couple of years...your opinion?

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Scotty_OBag
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Everyone on Armor loves Chuck Norris so I'll take Seagal just to stir the pot a little.

LegendofZelda
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haha...maybe i shouldve had a different contestant against chuck norris perhaps?

goumas13
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All love Chuck Norris, so I have to chose Chuck.

LegendofZelda
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i just don't understand why everyone loves chuck norris...he's so overrated

Flagon
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How about...

Pedobear vs Chuck Norris?

MarioMario
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Chuck Norris

FloydTC
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what the hell kind of question is this? chuck norris cannot lose to anybody, not even steven seagal.

1984chevy
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Chuck Norris will kill you for making this. Then he will kill Seagal.

FloydTC
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Chuck Norris will kill you for making this. Then he will kill Seagal.


I wonder why he has not killed seagal already.
delossantosj
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an even better question would be chuck norris vs. ladel

ilovemoney249
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Chuck Norris cause he don't have to read.

BaronScot
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i can believe that chuck norris is almost 70 years old

WaffleNinja
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Farmer

Segal would tie that ginger pussy Norris in knots

WaffleNinja
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^^ oops - serious language restrictions around here - my bad!

(doesn't change the fact that Norris is a pussy, though...)

SwordAndShield
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Seriously? Norris wins, goodbye.

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