ForumsThe Tavernwho would win in a fight Chuck norris, God or that huge rugby player with 52 inch biceps?

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lolspencer
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nhhhhh..... just curious

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PossibleInstability
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Hey, I'm Christian, and I'll have you know that Chuck Norris is cool.


I don't care what religion you are, that doesn't automatically prove god is real.
Green12324
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God would smite both of them.

the_manta
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Peasant

I don't care what religion you are, that doesn't automatically prove god is real.


Whatever.

I'm actually Agnostic anyway.

Well, Chuck Norris might be overrated, but he actually is a fighting master.

So Chuck.
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Peasant

Ok, God wouldn't even bother with fighting.

Chuck Norris is just an overused lame joke that annoys me so I will go with Rugby Guy, but next time figure out his name...

And if Tom Hanks was put in as a chose I would of picked him.

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Chuck Norris got beaten by Bruce Lee, God does not need to show their strength and leaves the battle, and the rugby player has a knee damage.
So...
Knee damage vs Bruce Lee.

Bronze
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Peasant

Knee damage vs Bruce Lee.


Well, I believe Bruce could eventually (through rehab) beat knee damage.
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Peasant

Chuck Norris got beaten by Bruce Lee, God does not need to show their strength and leaves the battle, and the rugby player has a knee damage.
So...
Knee damage vs Bruce Lee.


Cenny-Cen-Cen sounds tired. ^ ^
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Nomad

I'm actually Agnostic anyway.


Lying doesn't mean you're right.

Well, Chuck Norris might be overrated, but he actually is a fighting master.


He's good, but over rated. Bruce Lee is far superior.
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are you retarded. god. he could kill both of them without actually fighting.

CoDFan54321
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Nomad

God. Srry Chuck Norris but God is better

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steven seagal would win...caus ehe has less corny movies than chuck norris and god wouldn;t win because he's not real...

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Nomad

but if it came down to those 3 ppl i would say god because i am god and i am drunk u little mofos umma go on a drunjwe tantrum right noew

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Shepherd

Chuck Norris beats anyone and anything, especially an imaginary friend and some rugby player.

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chuck norris cannot be beat.

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