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I landed a hardflip over a 5 foot gap.

I is animal.

This one time I told my girlfriend she was wrong. That was the only time I ever feared for my life, and I saved a skyscraper from a group of terrorists using only my bare hands, 1 foot of rope, and a stapler.

This one time I told my girlfriend she was wrong

I killed 11 lions with my bare hands.

Oh yeah, and I also killed Chuck Norris with only a paperclip and a vegetarian smoothie.

I killed Chuck Norris by not believing in him.

I also made an oh so cliche Chuck Norris joke.] in this very thread.

i killed 20 alligators with a rock.