Sorry if you clicked this post hoping for an outrageously funny article. nope. but knowing the vast amounts of funny material and pictures on the internet, hopefully you will have one or two to share with all of us.
I've been feeling a bit depressed lately. We all share common problems. With school, parents, friends, relationships, personal issues, etc, I'm sure we could all use a laugh or two.
OK, so two nine-year-olds are sitting at lunch at school, and one says to the other, "if you go up to the first adult you see, and tell them, 'I know the real truth' then they will give you money. I swear!" So the other kid went home, and told his mother, "I know the real truth!" The mother gave him $10, and told him, "Don't tell your father." When the kids father came home, thekid told his father, "I know the real truth!" His father gave him $20, and told him, "Don't tell your mother." Two days later, it was a Sunday morning. As the mailman pulled up, the kid said, "I know the real truth!" The mailman responded, "Really? You do?" and the kid replied, "Uh... Yeah... I do!" The mailman responded, "Well come give your real daddy a hug!"
_________________________________________________________________ If you don't get it, the mailman knocked up the mother, thus, a child is born.
So, a guy walks into a store. Another guy comes up to him and says, "Dude, you got a steering wheel sticking out of your pants!" The guy with the steering wheel sticking out of his pants says, "I know it's driving me nuts!" ---------------------------------------------------- Get it? Nuts? *hint* *hint*
