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I would also talk to harry potter in parseltongue and ask him why he has never made a hairy pot in any of the movies.

id just go on a tree and stay up there the views good

I would bite and kill the Jonas Brothers in their sleep.

smart move scotty

i would pretend to be dead until some sucker tried to pick me up.. then boom. dead person ^^,

You go into peoples gardens and scare them.

I would hide in a box.

Id also make a show called "SNAKES" and get rich and famous and buy a snake buddy

Well, I would bite things. I want to be a Viper.

For those people who did not understand what i posted. In short. IM ALREADY DOING IT (is supposed to be in evil voice)

id ask someone to turn me into a human again

Attack people, eat mice, n probubly other snakes, and maybe just climb up in a tree and wait for somebody to pass by and ill PEE ON THEM hahahaha

I would eat eggs!

I would grow legs and arms and become a super snake