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tennisman24
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Has anyone ever had one? If so, share them.

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Cenere
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Don't really know about the freak part, but.. I have managed to have a nice crash with a moped that did not move. Oh, and the same moped also went screwy on me... Which also resulted in a crash.
Other than that I have only had boring, ordinary accidents.

loganada
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ive heard about a freak accident on a mortocycle in japan. The Mortercyclist was dodging cars in the busy streets of japan and he hit is leg along a fence. His leg was then cut off and he didnt notice till about 2 blocks later at a stoplight because of the adrenaline! Pretty freaky to me

jkmadman1
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nope no freak accidents for me.

ComradeGamer
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One time when i was washing my strings on my violin i spilled some alcohol on my varnish, and it was eating the skin of my violin (it just happened bythe way) so what should I do, cause I'm freaking out right now, oh and my renting it.

MarioMario
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Well their was this one time where my grandma turned around to yell at me and my bro(dont relly know why though*and we were almost going straight into a ditch and the car bumped up and down and then fliped.........weird you think ?

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Heres a freak accident for ya,
A tornado struck our town. Suddenly the tornado pulled me in and I blacked out. Next thing I know I'm in a magical town with little midget men and small mushroom buildings. I look around, and suddenly I see a colorful bubble floating down from the sky. When the bubble alights to the ground I discover that the 'good witch of the freakazoids' emerges from the magical bubble and tells me to follow the yellow brick road in order to get back to my sepia world called Kansas. On my journey I meet a scare crow, a tin can, and Aslan. They join me on my journey to consult the Wizard of Odd. When I arrive at the magical city of sapphire. We get to consult the wizard. He then tells us we must get the magical cleaning utensil of the wicked green old hag of the west. When we were about to obtain the magical cleaning utensil, me and my dog got captured by the old hag. My dog got away but I didn't. The hag kept me there and set a timer when, the timer ended I would die. I looked over and saw a magical orb projecting strange pictures. I say my aunt look for me in the sepia world I lived in. Thats when I wondered if I took to many happy pills this morning.... After that, the Scare Crow, the Tin Can, and Aslan saved me from the witches castle. As we were escaping, the evil old hag captured us again, then she set Scare Crow on fire. I tried to save him by chucking a bucket of water at him, but I missed and it hit the old hag. Then suddenly, both the Scare Crow, and the old hag, melted to there death. The we traveled back to the wizards house and gave him the magic cleaning utensil. He told us I could return home with him in his magical hot air balloon. Then he told me to get screwed as he floated away with me. The the magical bubble told me to click my heels to return home. Darn... how come I didn't do that earlier....

Freak enough for ya?

MarioMario
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Next thing I know I'm in a magical town with little midget men and small mushroom buildings


:0 you were in mushroom kindom AHHHHHH!!!

But another one was when my video game shut off due to a power outig :O
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Last year, at drama festival practice, I tried to grab a crutch from my friend(NOT the one with the broken leg!) while running. I cut my pinky open on the top of the bottom part of the crutch that slides up and down. I have a scar that makes my pinky look circumcised...
I got one of my main nerves cut off, so I can't feel my pinky now.

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Other than nearly overdosing once or twice, and getting in the occasional car accident, most of my accidents are normal.

XVERB
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I was at the park when i was 5. I was going down the slid over and over. The last time i was going down it there was a pile of bricks at the bottom that haddn't been there before. I missed them. then i tripped and skinned my knee. ironic?

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ive heard about a freak accident on a mortocycle in japan. The Mortercyclist was dodging cars in the busy streets of japan and he hit is leg along a fence. His leg was then cut off and he didnt notice till about 2 blocks later at a stoplight because of the adrenaline! Pretty freaky to me


Unless his leg was previously having on by a single piece of tissue I am pretty sure he would have gone flying off the motorcycle with his leg attached then lose it without any major repercussion.
playaholic
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Heres a freak accident for ya,
A tornado struck our town. Suddenly the tornado pulled me in and I blacked out. Next thing I know I'm in a magical town with little midget men and small mushroom buildings. I look around, and suddenly I see a colorful bubble floating down from the sky. When the bubble alights to the ground I discover that the 'good witch of the freakazoids' emerges from the magical bubble and tells me to follow the yellow brick road in order to get back to my sepia world called Kansas. On my journey I meet a scare crow, a tin can, and Aslan. They join me on my journey to consult the Wizard of Odd. When I arrive at the magical city of sapphire. We get to consult the wizard. He then tells us we must get the magical cleaning utensil of the wicked green old hag of the west. When we were about to obtain the magical cleaning utensil, me and my dog got captured by the old hag. My dog got away but I didn't. The hag kept me there and set a timer when, the timer ended I would die. I looked over and saw a magical orb projecting strange pictures. I say my aunt look for me in the sepia world I lived in. Thats when I wondered if I took to many happy pills this morning.... After that, the Scare Crow, the Tin Can, and Aslan saved me from the witches castle. As we were escaping, the evil old hag captured us again, then she set Scare Crow on fire. I tried to save him by chucking a bucket of water at him, but I missed and it hit the old hag. Then suddenly, both the Scare Crow, and the old hag, melted to there death. The we traveled back to the wizards house and gave him the magic cleaning utensil. He told us I could return home with him in his magical hot air balloon. Then he told me to get screwed as he floated away with me. The the magical bubble told me to click my heels to return home. Darn... how come I didn't do that earlier....
Freak enough for ya?


were you at Kansas before the accident?did you meet a lion,a scarecrow,and a tinman while on your way back?
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I have had a freak accident before. I was riding my atv and I didn't see a ditch coming and i jumped over it and fell off and sprained my wrist, and broke my nose.

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Freak Accidents are funny when no one dies

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a couple odd deaths:

-Man working for armored car service was crushed by something like a 5 ton bag of quarters.

-1970's - Very windy day in France. Man in car going across bridge, wind gust is so strong it forces his car over the bridge railing. He manages to break the window of his car and escape to the bank of the river, where a tree blows over and kills him.

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