All right, so I made this thread to tell everybody about this hilarious thing that happened to me today, however I didn't want it to be spam, so this is where you tell everybody about embarrassing, stupid, or just plain things that have happened to you or someone you know. Rules: Yes, rules are in place. -The story must follow AG guidelines. -If the story is about someone other than yourself, you must substitute something else for their name(they must remain anonymous). -You must make me laugh.
Alright, here goes. I was sitting next to this kid named Joe Bob France(that's not his real name, fyi) at lunch(there were no other spots available). Now, Joe Bob has a bit of a reputation at school for being annoying. So, I said to him, "Vos es a baro," which, for those of you lucky enough to speak Latin, means "You are a dolt." Don't scowl at me, he's been told meaner things and besides, what you don't know can't hurt you. Joe Bob, who does not speak Latin even though he has had the opportunity(in fact, he only speaks English), says to me: "What did you say?" Which is, of course, perfectly normal. "I'll tell you, if you can guess what language I said it in, with five guesses," I replied. "Italian?" Joe Bob guesses. "Nope." "German?" "No." "French?" "No." "Spanish?" "No." "Japanese?" "No. You're out of guesses." "I want to know! Chinese?" "No." "Italian?" "You already guessed that." *prepare to laugh*. "Australian?" "Australians speak English, you doofus." "Canadian?" "Canadians speak English and French." "French-Canadian?" "French Canadian is a population denomination, not a language. And French Canadians speak French!" "Ecuadorian?" "Ecuadorian's not a language. People from Ecuador speak Spanish. Well, and Quechua, I guess. " "Quecho, or however you say that." "No. Want a hint?" "No! I can do it. Latino?" "Latino is a Hispanic population denomination. Do you mean Latin?" "Yeah, I mean Latin." "Yes, you're right.(finally)" "So, what'd you say?" "I said I'd tell you if you guessed it within five guesses. You're way past that." "No you didn't!" *lunch bell rings and I get up and go to my next class*.
Ahaha, I just had to share that with everybody. Anybody else want to make me laugh?
I'd've guessed Spanish and Italian first, to be honest. {{{Don't think me stupid, I've never had the chance to learn Latin. I'd love to though.}}} But I'd've made it to Latin right after. Australian killed me. XXD
We were playing a game of Truth or Dare (on the teachers phone, lulz), and being stupid, we always picked dare. There were some pretty stupid ones, I assure you. We'll call my friend Joe, we'll call me, me. So he's the one reading them, and it says "Call an ex and abruptly hang up," right. So Joe does it, and he starts off telling his ex that he actually has to call her as part of a dare. This was funny. About thirty seconds later he says "You know, this is going to seem--," and he hangs up. This was very funny. We laughed. A lot.
Another one, this one involving Joe as well. It says "Go into a public place and sing a children's song." I thought I might as well participate, so we go into the hall and start yelling "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!" This was hysterical. We did it for thirty seconds at least.
No, this was not during detention. We had this Science Olympiad we went to, and we had three hours of way to little to do. I also played some football with four or five other people. During the last game I went to catch the ball and it hit my finger, spraining it. It felt like I broke it. But I didn't. xD
Then yesterday I was sick and my head felt like it wanted to explode. -.-
Then yesterday I was sick and my head felt like it wanted to explode. -.-
lol how relevant.
Ok this isn't so much funny as well a story:
Ok at my school is a French teacher so I'll call here Madam Eve I suppose.
Whenever Eve is giving us a lecture about being bad, the worst kids in school ect... I start to laugh at her and her speach for I find it historical, and funny seeing as how all the teachers say that word for word, and she mainly ignores me and one time she sends me to the hall, so she comes out later and asks me: do you know why your out here Steve. So I say: Yes Eve it's because your a hyprcrit and can't handle the truth. So she starts screaming at me about how rude, ignorant, and abnoxius I am then she says to me to opologise (imagine that), so I refuse and she tries to get me suspended so luckily the prinicipal agreed with me and not the crone
Whenever Eve is giving us a lecture about being bad, the worst kids in school ect... I start to laugh at her and her speach for I find it historical, and funny seeing as how all the teachers say that word for word, and she mainly ignores me and one time she sends me to the hall, so she comes out later and asks me: do you know why your out here Steve. So I say: Yes Eve it's because your a hyprcrit and can't handle the truth. So she starts screaming at me about how rude, ignorant, and abnoxius I am then she says to me to opologise (imagine that), so I refuse and she tries to get me suspended so luckily the prinicipal agreed with me and not the crone
LOL! Hahahahahahaha I thought you said it wasn't funny!
Me and my friends gather up and go to place where are alot of poeple then we look for a hot woman and "grab her ass" or boobs (not really shure how to say that on english) and run away, and we just wait for more hot womans and repeat doing that, is anyone else doing that
i was at a train station and i bought a box of biscuits and i sat down next to some guy and took my paper out and had a tri at the crossword after a few tries the man opened my box of biscuits and ate one i pretended not to notice and he did it again so i took one myself then he took one then i took one till there were no more finally my train arrived and i picked up my paper and there was my box of biscuits
Ahh idk if anyone will approve of this but here goes.
Me and my friends were at the movies. My cousin had a bag of condoms (dont ask). So he blows them up and lets them go. We were going to our movie when we all of a sudden heard a loud screech. Some mom found out what her kids were batting around. hehe
Me and my friends were at the movies. My cousin had a bag of condoms (dont ask). So he blows them up and lets them go. We were going to our movie when we all of a sudden heard a loud screech. Some mom found out what her kids were batting around. hehe
