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Here it is =D

Quote Board:
"You know how disturbed your mind is when your playing a game and you say 'I like how their bodys get chopped in half' "
~My Friend~

"What the hell?!? Why didn't Nick save me!!!!!!!"
~My Cousin~

"Was I talking to you Sugar T*ts?
~Mel Gibson

This has been done beofre.
But then gain most of what goes in the forums is a copy.

My favorite quote:
No one is taller than the last man standing.

Another qoute:

With great power comes great responsiblity

Hello, Mr Parker.
Not very original, you know?

"Always treat a gun as though it were loaded."

~ Gun safety people


"One man's trash is another man's treasure."

~ Old proverb


"One man's trash is another man's cash."

~ Rhyming version of the above proverb


"I ain't illiterate. I just can't read!"

~ Fantasia (American Idol)

"It's a mystery I'll solve later, by myself, because you'll be dead."

~GLaDos~

Portal goes on record as the most quoteable games ever

Portal goes on record as the most quoteable games ever

"There was even going to be a party for you. A big party, that all of your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, 'the Companion Cube'. Of course, he couldn't come, because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either, because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file; 'Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned.' SHALL NOT BE MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny too."

-GLaDos

Love me some Portal.

"You forgot my Diet Dr.Kelp?"

~Spongebob SP.

I like this one:

"elementary my dear Watson"

"You wanna know how I got this scars?"

- The Joker.

"elementary my dear Watson"

"Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night."

~ isaac asimov

"We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes."

~Gene Roddenberry

"Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can."

~Danny Kaye

"But didn't we have some fun though? Remember that time you were on that pallette heading into the fire and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'Oh no!' and I was all like 'We pretended that we were going to murder you'. That was great."

~GLaDos