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I can put my legs behind my neck. Well, it's painful. Better start exercising again.

I can wake everyone up in the middle of the night while I'm still sleeping.

I can snore loudly! I can bludgeon people with my hands! I can scream like an idiot! I have a very loud voice!

I can do all of the above except the ear wiggling, considering some of those aren't exactly skills.

Most of k's at least.

I seriously have a very loud voice. Normal talking for me is usually what most people considering shouting.

I have a skill. It's called being lazy.

'Tis a skill that requires diligence, patience and effort. You must make the effort to not make an effort at all. You must be patient to do nothing. You must be diligent that you do not overexert yourself. That is how to be lazy. You must emulate the sloth.

Is whistling with my hands, flapping my ears, and tripping over often considered skillz?

I can be sure that tripping over is a skill. It requires a lack of balance and a degree of clumsiness. I also trip over, for no reason at all and nothing makes me fall down. I must be knock-kneed. Not so.

I can imitate a chainsaw starting up with my voice. It actually sounds like a chainsaw rather than some vocally-failed attempt at a chainsaw.

I can also open my mouth really, really big. Big enough to put a whole muffin inside.

hand ocarina

I can whistle about 9 notes in concession with my hands. and play songs

I think from a low A to a high B#

and move my ears I think

i can read very fast, and without any ., or !"? (and i mean not in my mind).

i got my glasses off with my ears but it took me a bit more then 20 sec.

i can also touch the roof of my school bus with my feet :3

i can concentrate to find only one word while i read and i can do that fast.

i can also read without reding a word and then i know the readed word after i looked away and i have not a photographically memory.

I can hit a bullseye target from 15 feet away with a loo-gee! haha, beat all you guys.
*hawks a loo-gee* Bullseye!

im really awesome in dodging by the game dodge ball. *dodges the loo-gee*