I rebuild your corpse using some crazy, unrealistic gadget, as I don't have the movie and have no idea what its about (I'm guessing the apocolypse) and then throw a party on it! Then I give the robot an RPG (type O) turret, which stands for Robot Penguin Gunner (the O is operated) not Rocket Proppeled Grendade.
I made my own robot with a core of "Anti-Matter" and has a Self-destruct button. I fight it up with "Death Robot Skeleton". But i made him hug the death Robot and pushed the button. KAboom
The janitor was actually planting super bombs on the whole place making a very complex chemical reaction with xAyjAy's space sattelite attacks resulting into the complete metldown of the car inside and out
My unicorns shoot the potion, shattering it and preventing it from being drunken. I then call in my armadillo shock troops to help out. I then throw another pinyata party on the dudes corpse, raising morale.
The robot gets 10 machine guns and sword(+100 hp) The robot gets a bunch of pink unicorns(+50 hp) The robot gets attacked by metal bugs but the unicorns protect it(-30 hp) No super powers ;-) You blow up the car You send in a janitor to mess with xAyjAy's satalites (-30 hp) but you hurt the car
Why would adding a machine gun gets added health? a gun isnt even an armor.