ForumsArt, Music, and WritingMr. Rogers and the Dyslexic Elephant Run Through the Evil Candyland

25 4685
thoadthetoad
offline
thoadthetoad
5,642 posts
Peasant

Title sure is a mouthful, aint it?
Well before you say: "woody?" I'll say that he is in here as a few brief references/cameos.
I'll give you a little background as to The Evil Candyland. The Evil Candyland was initially a project I had where a small child would be put into a coma. He finds himself trapped inside his own mind, full of candy and happy faces. However, since I wanted to be somewhat philosophical, I also realized that every child may have a happy adventure filled brain, but in this brain I realize that a child will be happy to be a little evil motherf-(strop comes in to kick me in the face). I changed the Evil Candyland into a completely different universe, instead of having it in only a single story that probably wouldn't even get on it's feet.

Mr. Rogers and the Dyslexic Elephant are two characters I thought of on the spot. Mr. Rogers is a spotty Englishman with a monocle, handlebar mustache and a top-hat. Why? He's motherf-(stropkick)ing classy.

Mr. Rogers and the Dyslexic Elephant Run Through The Evil Candyland is actually a school project for SCIENCE class, so expect this to be an ongoing project after the main story is actually completed. Why? Because I actually like Mr. Rogers.

So then, I'll start in the next post since I'm still writing the first few pages (expect the project to be completed by today, and also expect it to be... short. Like, really short. Less than 20 pages)

  • 25 Replies
Crashman222
offline
Crashman222
355 posts
Nomad

lol i licked a doorknob once it tasted like metal

*my forum game needs some rebeals!!!*

Kyouzou
offline
Kyouzou
5,061 posts
Jester

You don't say...I never thought of that, do you suppose one made out of wood, would taste like wood?

Crashman222
offline
Crashman222
355 posts
Nomad

nope it wuld taste like splinters

Kyouzou
offline
Kyouzou
5,061 posts
Jester

And what pray tell are splinters from a wooden doorknob made up?

Crashman222
offline
Crashman222
355 posts
Nomad

little atoms of materials called carbon, hydrogen and zinc

thoadthetoad
offline
thoadthetoad
5,642 posts
Peasant

little atoms of materials called carbon, hydrogen and zinc

You actually appear intelligent here.
Crashman222
offline
Crashman222
355 posts
Nomad

accully i am very much so

what else u wanna here... anything

you name it i will share my knowlage apon it

kingryan
offline
kingryan
4,196 posts
Farmer

Well before you say: "woody?" I'll say that he is in here as a few brief references/cameos.


Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

Yay for Woody!

This story is hilarious! Quite clever, and I liked the way you worked in the science facts...
Crashman222
offline
Crashman222
355 posts
Nomad

yep me too

jezz
offline
jezz
3,337 posts
Farmer

Haha that's inspired me. I'm revising A-level biology right this second and I'm tempted to ditch the notes and write a random science story instead :P

Showing 16-25 of 25