okey so one of my best friends is going out with another one of my best friends and they like to you know... do it.
and so my friend comes over to my house around 7 today and is like.... "dude.... (enter name here) might be pregnant... i dont know what to do"
im just sitting here like, what the hell do i say to him? "should have had less sex"? i mean i know where hes coming from ive felt the same way before but i saw her today and she did seem kinda bloated.... so i dont know what to say to him. and ehr quite frankly.
"You should've worn a condom" "dude you're in BIG trouble" "Tell her mother you're gay and wouldn't have done it with her" "Live a happy life together with the kid" "tell her about abortion"
Just keep moving forward, if this ends up bad then it does. All your friend can do is just to look forward to the future, You made new life. It does sound bad but he's in control.
"Cover ur stump before u hump" "Dont be silly Cover ur willy"
No but this is serious, Believe it or not I've had friends like that, the best thing to do is be supportive. Don't make anything change about your friendly relationship. Let that person know your there for them and that you'll always be.
Honestly when my friend told me he got his girl pregnant I said "What the hell you want me to do about it?" but Its called "BLOOD TEST" If that don't work (meaning you ARE the father) then tell him well look dude you fuked up.
I'm mean really Buy condoms if you broke steal them from 7-11 like the rest of us if you suck at stealing then really people how hard is it to just PULL OUT!?its easy.