John passed out and when he woke up, he was stuck in a white place. While he was looking for stuff, he found a big letter R. He touched the R but it exploded, but didn't injure john.
John is back in hell and he is trying to find a way out again, but he decides to go back to fire. But fire is murdered. He asks the nices devil how to get out.
The nicest devil told him that he must go to Satan and ask him the only way out. On his way he met a bezerker from Gears of War. He has to defeat it 'cause it is blocking his path.
John then decides it's time to capture Midgard, so he borrows Mjollnir from Thor and goes and beats the crap out of that dosh garn serpent. Then he goes to Dairy Queen and has a heart attack cause he ordered a cheeseburger.
But a robot hobo saves john from his heart attack and he shoots some gangsters down the street. He kills all 3 gangsters, but the police crash into the dairy queen and kill a disquised satan. John runs with the robot hobo to make a run for it.
Suddenly, robot hobo dies because the sub was poisoned by a survivor of the evil government war. John vowed vengence. He took out his pineapple sword and summoned Spongebob to help him.
Buzz lightyear zaps squidward with his lazer gun. Spongebob blows buzz lightyears head off with a bazooka, but spongebob dies because he is breathing oxygen. John meets the hulk and he wants to protect him, so they try to climb the eiffel tower to hide from evil, and they saw plankton flying a jetpack, but he died of oxygen just like spongebob.
A portal sends john back up to earth and he is alive again. But walking sharks that can breathe take over the world and name john splitnest, but splitnest didn't like his name so he named his name back to john and he ruled the world.
