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I could have lived without knowing that

Especially since it is your bathtub.

Especially since it is your bathtub.

I just installed one in your house.

Come downstairs...

I don't have a bathtub in my house. Though I have pissed on myself, a long time ago.

How long ago? Excuse me for being so interested.

I was around six I guess. I wet a bed. Not that I wasn't trained, I held my pee too much. Too busy playing video games. Er, good thing there was an extra mattress on that bed that time.

Alright..

So you urinate on yourself occasionally while you lie in your bathtub?

What's next here?

I just installed one in your house.

Come downstairs...

I built you guys a basement. The steps our under the fridge.

All you have to do is believe...

What's next here?

*are

I would say we had no fridge if I am a liar, but since I am not, sigh.

So I journeyed to our fridge, checked it had it removed, and investigated. Apparently no signs of basements.

I also checked our surveillance camera, nothing there.

Whmmm.... You tricked me didn't you?

Actually the steps only appear to those who believe that they are there, I can see them just fine.