Post your playable Crush the Castle 2 maps. There are other threads for talking about CtC2. If it's not good for shooting at or interesting to look at don't put it here: NO castles that fall apart by themselves, NO random junk piles.
MEDITERRANEAN SHIP CJ collected enough money to buy his first ship. He worked as a royal clown for 30 years. Now he's finally free to start trading which has been a childhood dream. He forgot that the Sea was infested with pirates...
The King spent fortune in gold ducats to have SSTGio build him an impenetrable fortress. However, the famous architect was drunk on cheap French wine and forgot something!
After SSTGio's disaster with Kings fortress, he built an impenetrable ale house so he could drown out his woes in ale without being bothered. Unfortunately, he indulged a bit too much during the construction process!
PILGRIMAGE @ the Ancient Tower Because of CJ's clowning about, God got mad and sent a meteorite to crush him, killing all those innocent people around. :O
One night, the court jester was coming from the Inn, drunken on his a$$ when he ventured into a dark alley leading to the castle, he got bit by a bat. Later, he became COUNT CJ, the VAMPIRE CLOWN
The villagers are desperate because he's been abducting their daughters and turning them into undead biatches. You must stop this pervert before it's too late but beware of his servants, Igor (xxxDestroyerxxx) and his undead friend, Tris the warlock. :O
SSTGio, Timestables and their two wives went trick or treating to CJ's place. "Trick or treat", they all said in unison. CJ had a little trick up his sleeve for the treacherous duo and their wenches!
Hey I thought you were crushed in your castle? Oops, I forgot that you're already dead. Anyway, I kill all those biatches including myself and Tris. xD
