Post your playable Crush the Castle 2 maps. There are other threads for talking about CtC2. If it's not good for shooting at or interesting to look at don't put it here: NO castles that fall apart by themselves, NO random junk piles.
SSTG'S NEW HIDEY HOLE After CJ escaped from SSTGio's nefarious plot, he devised a plan to eradicate the pesky Architect King. He had FishPreferred prepare from the ocean to rid the mighty king! Unfortunately, CJ's brother in law had been taken hostage and was tortured by Theo!
After the horrible tyrant CJ seized the throne, the royals had to escape and hide in the caves. They are protected by a set of traps and a single guard. CJ:" KILL the ROYAL FAMILY or lose your head!"
That M77G7 something is a cheater. He submitted his level late at night after ours and he had already 40 plays when almost nobody was playing and now he's got 234 plays, that's bullshift!
CJ was furious at the insinuations of King SSTG. He waited until SSTG hid in his impenetrable volcanic cave. SSTG said, "I am safe here, I think I will have a nappy poo. You girls keep a look-out for CJ - I still have his brother trapped!" However, CJ had planted an impossible bomb that SSTGio overlooked under his bed!
THEO ends the FEUD Warlock Theo had enough of these constant battles between the CJ and SSTGio clans so he threw a diseased chicken at them and they all died horribly. Later the plague spread throughout the kingdom! :O :O :O
ARCHITECT & ADVISER Theo (royal adviser) and SSTGio (royal architect & engineer) have been meeting to discuss a new war machine they plan on building to attack the evil CJ, and his sneaky Ollie and John brothers fortress. The machiavelic Clown having spies everywhere, learned about their plan. He set a diabolic plan to destroy them and sent some up to no good CTC2PP saboteurs to execute it.
MIERDE! CJ was reveling in his recent victory with SSTGio and had his way with his women. Then Theo, who forgot to pay his internet bill again shows up because I'm getting all the action. Duh, where are OllieandJohn and the FishMeister when you need some pooch?
