Post your playable Crush the Castle 2 maps. There are other threads for talking about CtC2. If it's not good for shooting at or interesting to look at don't put it here: NO castles that fall apart by themselves, NO random junk piles.
WIZARD'S TIME MACHINE After starting the machine, the middle and backgrounds disappeared! Wizard: "Things are not working as planned!" King: "WTF is this? ahhhh!! Queen: "You stupid wizard, I'll have your head for this! Arrrgh!
Never Too Big to Flush The new sewer construction is well under way when a worker spots some people loading up one of the cranes with big round stones. He runs to tell the front guard, but it's too late. The hurtling mass is already speeding towards them. Guard: I hate this job. {squelch}
After the Time machine malfunction, the wizard used a disappearance spell on himself to save his own life. Upon learning the news, the king's brother decreed this order: " DEATH 2 the WIZARD! " He then promised a reward for delivering Theo's head to his castle. :O
The WIZARD'S REVENGE Arm dealer and bordello owner CJ invited all his friends to a party with his whor3s to celebrate his recent sale of cannons and gun powder to the enemy. Realizing that he wasn't invited, Theo went to CJ's place and confronted him. What CJ didn't know is that Theo ratted him to the king in the heat of the moment. Before he had time to leave, the royal soldiers attacked the house. "King, you basterd, you tricked me!", yelled Theo before dying. :O
The WEASEL'S GANG Somehow CJ, Fish and Theo survived king SSTGio's wrath. They retreated to their old smuggling hideout (back when they were mere pickpockets). You will have to use your head and precision to rid the kingdom of these fiends. xD
I just found this on the main page. http:/news/armor-games-wallpaper That's pretty funny. It has some art work from many AG games. I recognize CTC, Jacksmith, Infectonator and Sushi cat.
SSTGio,CJ,Theo and Fish reconciled and went to the YE OLDE GENTLEMEN'S CLUB to celebrate. The Inn keeper, being away boar hunting with his two sons, let his fat wife and daughters take care of the place. While roasting a boar, the wife set fire to the kitchen and in an instant, the whole tavern was burning, killing everybody inside! :O
